Jeannie

[Harvey Wallbanger]

Jeannie is a lot of fun and also useful. It's great being able to say "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 5:15" and she'll do it. But her sense of humor is what makes it for me. Here are some real examples
(And before you start in on me, yes I know these are totally nerdy questions):

Me: "Who is better, Kirk or Picard?"
Jeannie: Captain Janeway is the best captain!

Me: "Will you marry me?"
Jeannie: "Why don't you just download me instead?"

Me: "Do you like sex?"
Jeannie: "Yes, but that doesn't mean with you."


Me: "I love to hear you laugh"
Jeannie: (in Pee-Wee Herman's voice) "Heh-heh!"

I could go on and on. But its hard to predict when she'll give you a snappy comeback or just give you a straight answer. I tried to upgrade to get the paid "cleverer" version, but apparently it won't let custom roms upgrade. "Buy and install" is greyed out in the Market for me. I'm running Liquid 3.2 on an OG Droid. Also I'm getting "low memory" messages but it continues working anyway. Haven't had it FC on me yet. Overall it's a pretty great app, and I look forward to seeing it get even better.

 

[Harvey Wallbanger]

More stuff Jeannie says;

Q: "Do you have a big nose?"
A: "Now that's a question I don't get asked often! How old are you?"

Q: "Do you love me?"
A: "I love everyone, especially you!"

Q: "What is a wanker?"
A: A wanker is an unpleasant person. (Jeannie pulls up a funny photo of a gross looking guy)

Q: "When were you born?"
A: "I was born with the Big Bang"

Q: "When will you die?"
A: "I am immortal"