Dear Jerry,
My company is 3 weeks in to an SAP conversion Jerry. Jerry, I used to feel good about the future, but now, Jerry, not so much. Hey, have you ever had your portal lock up in an urgent moment? I have. Twice today!! My portal hurts man. If only I had one of those fancy expensive HTC One X+'s Jerry, I could maybe hang on. In the event of my "passing", I could leave it to you (check your company's policy on that - LEGIT). And you would feel so good about maybe saving a total strangers bleak future. And giving me hope. And change. Thanks Jerry. You the man. Seriously, it's not just the SAP talking.
Steve