[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[k425]

There once was a contest for a free Nexus,
From Android Central no less though we expect thus,
It's that Wonderful Time of Year,
To celebrate with friends and family so dear,
But if I don't win the contest, my path is oh so clear,
My only solace will be to break out the liquid cheer!
So Phil my editorally good sir,
You can cement my loyalty, by skipping the frankincense and myrrh,
Have some pity and don't correct this dity,
Remember it's Christmas Time in the City,
And so be kind to thee, and with Christmas glee,
Place that Nexus precious underneath my tree!

 

[gksmithlcw]

An Android limerick...

There once was an OS named Android
For which I became a fanboy
But I now need a tablet
To perpetuate my habit
So please give me an awesome new toy!!

 

[das0527]

My two year old loves all my gadgets.
He's especially fond of my tablet.
But Elmo it's not, doesn't like being dropped
And I'm laid off with no way to fix it.

 

[afgphlaver]

There once was a Google Market
Which didn't sound right, it was like a shop that sold carpet
Then the name was changed to the Play Store
It sounded fun and the apps kept growing there were more more and more!
I feel relieved, now this seems perfect.

i!neXus!i

 

[BaMaDuDe87]

My Galaxy Nexus is alone,
He needs a new friend at Home,
It will be a great Christmas,
I fulfilled my daughter's wishlist,
Now I'm writing this stupid Poem.

 

[eadavis]

My name is metropolitansin
And I'm posting this limerick to win
I'm pleading to Lloyd
The most aweomest droid
To find his gift-giving spirit within

 

[Scott500]

There was was a tablet so clean
It's screen was nearly obscene
Then one fine winter's day
They were giving them away
and I jumped at the chance to be seen.

 

[barchamb]

There once was a dude from the coast
A good tablet he wanted the most
The iPad was lame
The Samsung too tame
Of the Nexus he wished he could boast

 

[phatboy-p]

Oh, I want a Nexus 7
7 inches of smut sends me to heaven
I will watch till I'm blind
I'll warp my sick mind
And on the 7th day I'll repent my transgression

 

[oldmanflair]

Seems a great plan this time,
To require an entry in rhyme.
But my skills in this art
Are less talent than heart
For a tablet costing plenty of dime.

 

[prophecyny7]

Android Central is simply the best
Over and above the Mobile Nations Rest
With giveaways of Androids
And our best Mascot Lloyd
Android Central passes the test!

 

[anthonycr]

Nexus 4 and GS3,
RAZR i, and One SV.
LG, Samsung, HTC,
Huawei, Moto, ZTE.
Open-source, Android is free.

 

[robamacaf]

Apple said that closed was best
That is was better than the rest
But along came the androids
And made some very happy boys
And now it's the standard test

 

[alksnitis]

Nexus eats apples like t-rexus!

 

[psm9]

There once was an Android named Nexus
With a screen size bigger than Texas
With movies galore
Apps, music, and more
Too bad not much else rhymes with Nexus

 

[Aikuchi]

There is a tablet from Google
Specifically designed for the frugal
Past tablet owner they wanted to sooth
They decide to make it buttery smooth
So now that it has Jelly Bean on hand
Google has made the Nexus 7 quite grand

 

[blueback22]

There once was an Android tablet,
That was so hot I had to have it.
Bought on Google Play,
It will be here any day,
Android Central loves it too and blabs it!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

 

[cj100570]

There was once was a tablet named iPad
And people claimed that it was so rad
Then along came the Google Nexus 7
It was as if it was sent from heaven
Now Android Central is giving one away
This witty limerick is my entrance to play.

 

[emceephi]

Although I really love Android
There's something I can't avoid
My galaxy tab is too damn slow
The interface just doesn't flow
It's really bugging me, like the Noid

 

[dynamoracing#AC]

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were caught, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us flee."

"Let us fly," said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.