[jms67]

I love to use Google play
Glad that I finally found the way
Using iTunes
Is for buffoons
Android is here to stay

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Android Central Forums

[pfont]

Eloquent, I am not
This contest has me nearly overwrought
Winning a Nexus would be great
If only it was my fate
But hey, at least I gave it a shot!

[cocobaigh]

Three brothers bouncin down the shore
No names just numbers they bore
4, 7 and 10
Seven fell in
He is gone for sure

[motorcycle_monkey]

As I sit and watch the snow
I hope AC really does go
Straight to my posting
Send a Nexus for hosting
So my collection does grow.

[pstellato73]

My android phone is a hoot
It comes with a camera and touchwiz to boot
The one that I carry
is oh so savvy
I wouldn't give it up for any amount of loot

[nickf126]

There once was a tablet from Google
It was so good we called it Strudle
It got on the web
And into our head
And now it is called McDoodle

Best I can do guys. Cheers!

[dnewton685]

Forget the Nexus I want the gift card
But a new tablet I'd never discard
I'll go to sleep grinning
If I'm Charlie Sheen "Winning"
Who knew that writing limericks was this hard?

[WeeJavaDude]

Hopefully this qualifies as a limerick. If not, still think it is worthy of winning me that Nexus 7.

Android is amazing and full of fun.
It rocks and rolls and is great for on the run.
The UI is cool and smooth as butter.
Unlike IOS that is clunky and feels like a gutter .
So jump aboard and give it a ride because in the end you will be totally satisfied.

[Corrywl]

There once was a Nexus to win
This forum you must post within
Once more I will try
If lose I will cry
No tablet to fuel my grin

[D1andOnlyOmen]

A mobile OS was developed by Google
To learn in the beginning you’d have to…well….Google
Then came a fella named Lloyd
And he filled the void
To share all the knowledge from…..Google!

[Culex316]

Oh my! Look at what Google has done!

It all started with the T-Mobile G1

They created a phone with a cool OS

That’s packed with features that make it the best

And using it is a lot of fun.

[jisaac16]

There once was a guy named Joe
Who had absolutely no dough
He entered a contest to win a Nexus Seven
Because to him Android OS was pure heaven
And the Apple alternative really did blow!

[hornbroo]

There is an OS named Droid
Led by a green guy called Lloyd
He got in a scrapple
With a bully called Apple
Now all their patents are Void!

[apolicerecruit]

There once was a farmer from Kentucky
who had lots of trouble getting "Lucky"
His sheep were exhausted, his MacBook was lost'ed
and he thought "A Nexus 7 would be just Ducky!" QUACK!

[storino03]

Nexus, bless me,
7 inches for thee,
For my time, yay!
The time is neigh,
Win it, and I will eek!

[canito63]

Two friends who couldn't agree,
desperately needed a referee;
The one who professed Iphone is the best,
stirred up a hornet's nest;
Then the other proclaimed Android is you lame,
and added fuel to the flame;
He proceeded to tap his Google maps app,
while showing his chum whom was totally bummed;
he asked "Can your app do that?",
and that takes care of that!

[woojinpark3]

There once was a mascot named Lloyd
Who represented a central for Android
They always have the best contest
But never winning makes me depressed
Winning the Nexus will make me overjoyed!

[Gkins3]

The Android Nexus is my dream,
Winning one would make we beam.
I've never had a tablet as such,
and winning one has been my crush.
Bring it home the twenty-first state,
Would be so cool, and even be great.
I once was a fan of the evil Blackberry,
But it didnt take long for me to be wary,
The Nexus has it all, its modern and fast
If you pick me, I would I would kiss your ****!

[mrmartin86]

Hope this counts, this limerick is a little long. If anything I just hope it causes some smiles and laughs:

*to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back*

I like Google Now and I cannot lie,
You trollin’ iSheep can’t deny,
That when an iPhone rolls out with an itty-bitty screen,
And hardware specs that are lean,

You get pissed! Still online acting all tough
Cause their money pockets must be stuffed
Far in the line they’re waiting,
“What would Steve Jobs do” they’re debating.

Oh iSheep, I wanna laugh at you,
Not Instragram picture you,
My homeboys tried to warn me,
But those hipster posers are “oh so phoney!”

Ooh, Zagg InvisiShield,
You say you wanna protect my Tab?
Well, use it, use it
After gettin’ a few scratches toss it.

I’ve seen them browsin’,
To hell with Facetimin’,
It’s slow, we know,
On cell data, AT&T says “Hell no.”

I’m tired of the iTunes store,
Suggesting I download more,
Take the average Fandroid and pose that trap,
He’ll uninstall that crap,

So Android! (Yeah!) Central! (Yeah!)
Does Phil Nickinson write good news? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to write it! Write it!
Get those Android views!

iPhones are whack!

[hmackenz]

There once was a tablet from Google
That every tech blog was to oogle
The screen is just great
Android's rule is fate
And it's priced just right for the frugal

[Absalonius]

This contest is sponsored by google,
which products are great and quite frugal,
with gmail and talk,
you can read, write and bawk,
video chat can turn your hair into noodles.

[eljoker]

We constantly get sue by a Fruit
They do it because we innovate
While they sit and copy
We grow and fly

[WAldenIV]

A man once sought a device
He was seeking something nice
There'd be no fruit 'round back
He made sure of that
He knew they were just overpriced

[jthompson0019]

Nexus 7 for me
Nexus 7 for you
Screw that
Nexus 7 for me
Nothing for you
I'll be happy for ever with you

[hwy101]

A nexus 7 to give away a day
For christmas, with only 4 days to play
A gift for her, it would be nice
but my colection, would like it twice
Lloyd hear my confesion
This is my obsesion