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  1. toastynuggets's Avatar
    There once was an android device
    that was beautiful, large and so nice
    that all those
    with silly Iphones
    did envy the amazing screen size
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  2. Dan Carpenter's Avatar
    There once was a device named nexus 7,
    Whose OS was made from heaven.
    It was small and light
    and had 32 GB.
    and had apps that that numbers in the seven (hundred thousand)

    That's all I got
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  3. WoodyG's Avatar
    Hey there website giving nexus,
    A thing that I wanted for x- mas.
    My poems not too good
    Still I think that you should
    Declare me the winner by breakfast.
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  4. hollerwt's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Phil
    Who loved Android with all of his will
    So he created a site
    To the readers delight
    And it wasnt just run-of-the-mill
    12-19-2012 02:16 PM
  5. mrseckler's Avatar
    There was once a Android named Andy.
    He really was quite handy.
    He transformed himself to a Nexus.
    And ran as smooth as a Lexus.
    He's now rose to fame.
    To give Apple a bad name.
    And soon will take over the planet.
    12-19-2012 02:16 PM
  6. shyam92's Avatar
    There once was a robot named android
    who owner taught him to droid.
    He has a great OS
    and beat the other OS
    And that is the greatness of android
    12-19-2012 02:17 PM
  7. frankwhite8536's Avatar
    There once was a table that was mine
    Then the kids were born, fine.
    They eat all my calories,
    They run down my batteries,
    But their joy is worth the whine.
    12-19-2012 02:18 PM
  8. Ekreed's Avatar
    There once was a man with a droid,
    Paying for apps he had tried to avoid,
    He searched for warez on the net,
    Now he's in a bot net,
    And his phone bill has left him annoyed.
    Walkop likes this.
    12-19-2012 02:19 PM
  9. enzo's Avatar
    There was an OS name Android,
    that took slack from iFanboys.
    It lagged behind the Apple name,
    but now it rules the game.
    12-19-2012 02:20 PM
  10. Paxdad's Avatar
    Android phones are like heaven
    you'd be smart to be in possession.
    iPhone users awoke
    that Apple made them broke.
    Now Android is their new obsession.
    Walkop likes this.
    12-19-2012 02:20 PM
  11. Goatboy_ben's Avatar
    There once was a tablet called ipad, who many thought of as a real cad,
    then came Nexus 7, a tablet from heaven,
    and now anything else is just bad! :-)
    12-19-2012 02:20 PM
  12. jugdish's Avatar
    There once was an OS named Android
    Which kept AndroidCentral writers employed
    They wrote about contraptions
    That inspired imaginations
    While leaving Apple users with Hemorrhoids
    12-19-2012 02:20 PM
  13. pickscrape's Avatar
    There once was a seven-sized Nexus,
    Whose location was destined for Texas.
    Its thirty-two gig,
    Would seem rather big.
    For music to play in a Lexus.
    12-19-2012 02:20 PM
  14. stere0xide's Avatar
    there once was this boy and his phone
    who's laggy phone made this boy groan
    he went to this website
    and thought "sure, I've got time right"
    "I'd sure love to take that thing home"

    12-19-2012 02:21 PM
  15. Hubertsng's Avatar
    I want Nexus 7 Today
    For I don't have one I say
    Once I hope to win such thing
    This prize would make me sing
    Reward does not require to pay.
    12-19-2012 02:21 PM
  16. adobe1kinobe's Avatar
    There once was a blog AndroidCentral
    Who was gifting Nexus 7's with potential
    I thought i'd give it a try
    Even though i might cry
    A limerick like this makes winning essential!
    12-19-2012 02:22 PM
  17. Walkop's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7,
    Who came down and graced me from heaven.
    I fell down my stairs,
    All free from them lay'rs,
    From OEM's that think they are leaven.
    12-19-2012 02:22 PM
  18. lancehart's Avatar
    iPad owners typically are Snooty
    They keep iPhones close to their booty
    They can't see that Android is just right,
    Or understand a Nexus 7 delight,
    I guess they all have Cooties
    12-19-2012 02:22 PM
  19. calvinserrano's Avatar
    Twas the night before Nexus, and all through the house
    Not an iPhone was stirring, but instead my mouse
    as I type this limerick, my words come to bear
    That a nexus 7, might come to my doorstep for christmas cheer.

    My Evo is lonely, just sitting right there
    A nice Tegra-3 quad core could be a new friend
    If I get this nexus, the world will not end

    Downloading apps all through the night
    Now Maxathon, Now Netflix, Now Widgetsoid, now Nova Launcher
    On Kairosoft, On RiF, On FPSE, On Gameloft
    To the top of this homescreen, and the top of the next
    Now swipe away swipe away swipe away text!

    good evening and good night from calvinserrano and have a very merry christmas to you all.
    12-19-2012 02:23 PM
  20. fogel35's Avatar
    Woman keep your hands off my Nexus Ten
    I do not need nor want a Samsung S-Pen
    For my wife needs a tablet
    Since I am such a Zealot
    Only then could I curl up in my den.
    12-19-2012 02:23 PM
  21. hbarrynz's Avatar
    There once was a fanboy named Floyd
    Who never agreed with Android
    One day he got hold of a Nexus
    And in a move that did surely perplex us
    He does nothing but rave of the power of droid
    12-19-2012 02:23 PM
  22. Freddie Torres's Avatar
    I love to make that dough
    but i spent it on hoe
    id feel like i was in heaven
    if i got that nexus 7
    so please pick me my bro
    12-19-2012 02:23 PM
  23. Seegar's Avatar
    There once was a lad named Rob
    Going to college was his job
    He was an Android-fanboy
    And wanted for Christmas a new toy
    So hurry up Santa, chop chop!
    12-19-2012 02:24 PM
  24. huckneck's Avatar
    Oh, how I love the Android Open Source Project
    And would love a way to connect,
    Maybe load a new ROM,
    Thank God it's not a Palm,
    A Nexus 7 I would like to collect.
    12-19-2012 02:24 PM
  25. mikewells's Avatar
    If I had a Nexus 7,
    I'd feel like I was in high Heaven!
    I'd play with my beans, you know what I means?
    I already love Four Dot Eleven (4.1.1)!!
    12-19-2012 02:25 PM
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