[iwould4adollar]

And my wife says I never write poetry....

This is a poem about cell phones
And no, I'm not talking 'bout iPhones
It's better to get an Android
You're free to root, hack, and mod
To it you'll be God
But always remember to Nandroid

[heathky]

I really hate that i missed yesterdays giveaway
i missed a chance to have a new nexus to play
but never fear
i have another chance to enter here

[mortodestructo]

Now that we all have a Nexus
The pretty girls line up to sex us
If we'd bought an iPhone
We'd be more alone
Than the star that's the symbol for Texas

[jabberwockyslayr]

i once showed a girl google play
i thought it would get me a lay
instead she went to bed
with a guy who is named ted
so i used google now all day

[killa2dahead]

O how I wish I could win a new toy
Because I am just a lonely boy
A nexus would be ever so grand
So don't make me play with my hand
Happy holidays and good fortune to all

[monkeypimp]

Whether Galaxy, Evo or Note
Google always get to gloat
as apple is lame
with all of their games
So Android is how I vote!

Hope I win!

[Kadm]

There was a man who was going crazy
Over his wife's request for IPhone
Baby get an Android!
No she said get me a white one!

[Bumferry Hogart]

Oh how I would love that new Nexus.
But a limerick? Man that'll test us.
I've never won with a poem
But for an Android I'll show 'em
And then I'll make everyone jealous.

[YuSH412]

I still don't have a single tablet
Because of my poor broke pocket
Would you share your kindness
To wake me from blindness
Of the lack of joy of having a tablet

[Tone_Capone]

The Android and Iphone sat on a hill
Arguing about which had the most thrill
The Iphone took a hit
He really should just quit
Since the Android outguns the Iphone at will

[Alan Dainovskas]

This is hard, but let's try:


Here in Brazil, there's no Google Play
If I want a Nexus it's only on Ebay
But is too expensive
I'm not in defensive
Please put a smile on my face to stay

[gmc7000]

There once was a phone that I had,
That turned out to be very bad
A tablet fo me
Would be smashing , you see
For my Xperia X10 drove me mad!

[Derrick Massey]

My Asus tablet broke
And my galaxy tablet croaked
Now the 7 is here
Need one please, no fear
It will last a lifetime, no joke

[frankx]

There once was a man with no Tablet,
He entered a contest to grab it,
They picked out his post,
They liked it the most
The Nexus 7 is his new gadget

[Charwie]

I currently own a Xoom
And want a Nexus 7 real soon
So please pick me
To be filled with glee
And retire my current tablet at high noon

[makaroni]

Woke up this morning and couldn't eat breakfast,
Looked on my Android S3 and just as I expected,
Another chance to win a fabulous Nexus,
If I don't win today, I'll be drowning in sorrow,
Then yell "THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOO!" and try back tomorrow.

I need that tablet y'all. Happy Holidays




My GS3 sleeps in the bed and I make my girlfriend sleep on the couch

[08BlackWRX]

There was a black toy called an Android.
If you used it too much you got hemorrhoids.
It’s a sleek box.
Goes well with lox.
And a great way to create a mind void.

[KermitO]

There once was a tablet called Nexus
Hit Apple's market share in the solar plexus
The iPad tried to rally
And the Mini's right up fanboys' alley
But Google's pricing and quad core are the sexiest

[Alucardsyco]

From ages past, that'd be 2011,
There came a iPad competitor,
A beautiful device,
Who came with sweet nectar of honeycomb,
That device would be my first,
But certainly not my last,
For I'm always looking for new,
To replace it with the 7,
Would be a wonderful reset for my workhorse.

[smileythom]

There once was a phone that ran android
I showed it to friends, who were annoyed
They all liked their iPhones
And happily they had ones
I showed off my power, which I enjoyed.

[bignadad]

Oh how i need this toy
It would be loved by this boy
I need it bad
Don't make me mad
Indeed I need this toy

[Christian Jacob]

So many Desserts still yet to be seen
From Cupcake to gingerbread lastly to Jelly Bean
Next is Key Lime Pie
Android's a sugar High!
Google keep it coming, the Android Cooking Machine!

[xolanir]

There was once a fine and solid crew
Who all hail just out of Mountain View
They sought to connect us
They then devised a nexus
For an Android that's pure and true

[l_larry1]

DROID is the best
It beats all the rest
If i could win this year
It would bring me great cheer
I might even cry a tear

Good luck everyone.

[jptmedia]

Their once was a android fanboy named Ethan
Who thought Android was to amazing to be beaten
He so wished he could try
A Nexus 7 so he could honestly reply
The iPad mini is no competition