[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[solarus]

There once was a man from Atlanta
Who's Galaxy Tab 8.9 fell off the counter
"Have hope" he heard from a voice in heaven
Android Central is giving away a Nexus 7!!

 

[cajunaggie87]

There once was a man from Nantucket
His iPhone, he decided to chuck it.
He found a new friend in Lloyd
And a trusty Android
And to Apple, he told them "Suck it."

 

[Charles Bucher]

I love reading Android Central
Their forums are so comprehential
That's a hard word to rhyme
But I've plenty of time
So much so that I'm going mental

 

[posieflower]

My Xoom is so very very large.
It weighs as much as a barge.
A Nexus so small
Would be quite a ball
And my credit card wouldn't get charged.

 

[nsnsmj]

There was young bugdroid named Andy,
He loved cakes, cookies, and candy,
But now he's bloated and drenched,
From eating TouchWiz and Sense,
But still better off than those Apple eating panzies.

. . . .

The last line sounds a little fanboyish (my bad!), but it was the only thing I could think of at the time.

 

[toastynuggets]

There once was an android device
that was beautiful, large and so nice
that all those
with silly Iphones
did envy the amazing screen size

 

[Dan Carpenter]

There once was a device named nexus 7,
Whose OS was made from heaven.
It was small and light
and had 32 GB.
and had apps that that numbers in the seven (hundred thousand)

That's all I got

 

[WoodyG]

Hey there website giving nexus,
A thing that I wanted for x- mas.
My poems not too good
Still I think that you should
Declare me the winner by breakfast.

 

[hollerwt]

There once was a guy named Phil
Who loved Android with all of his will
So he created a site
To the readers? delight
And it wasn?t just run-of-the-mill

 

[mrseckler]

There was once a Android named Andy.
He really was quite handy.
He transformed himself to a Nexus.
And ran as smooth as a Lexus.
He's now rose to fame.
To give Apple a bad name.
And soon will take over the planet.

 

[shyam92]

There once was a robot named android
who owner taught him to droid.
He has a great OS
and beat the other OS
And that is the greatness of android

 

[frankwhite8536]

There once was a table that was mine
Then the kids were born, fine.
They eat all my calories,
They run down my batteries,
But their joy is worth the whine.

 

[Ekreed]

There once was a man with a droid,
Paying for apps he had tried to avoid,
He searched for warez on the net,
Now he's in a bot net,
And his phone bill has left him annoyed.

 

[enzo]

There was an OS name Android,
that took slack from iFanboys.
It lagged behind the Apple name,
but now it rules the game.

 

[Paxdad]

Android phones are like heaven
you'd be smart to be in possession.
iPhone users awoke
that Apple made them broke.
Now Android is their new obsession.

 

[Goatboy_ben]

There once was a tablet called ipad, who many thought of as a real cad,
then came Nexus 7, a tablet from heaven,
and now anything else is just bad!

 

[jugdish]

There once was an OS named Android
Which kept AndroidCentral writers employed
They wrote about contraptions
That inspired imaginations
While leaving Apple users with Hemorrhoids

 

[pickscrape]

There once was a seven-sized Nexus,
Whose location was destined for Texas.
Its thirty-two gig,
Would seem rather big.
For music to play in a Lexus.

 

[stere0xide]

there once was this boy and his phone
who's laggy phone made this boy groan
he went to this website
and thought "sure, I've got time right"
"I'd sure love to take that thing home"

 

[Hubertsng]

I want Nexus 7 Today
For I don't have one I say
Once I hope to win such thing
This prize would make me sing
Reward does not require to pay.