[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Cruiserdude]

There once was a company called Apple,
Who said mid-size tablets were not practical.
But then like phones with 4 inches,
And a camera that stitches,
They've eaten their words in a move most tactical.

(Would have been much easier to type this on a 7" screen...)

 

[onixblack]

Android is simply the best
It really does beat the rest
From Touchwiz to Sense the "skins" go round the block
My favorite though has to be pure vanilla stock
Please choose me for the Nexus 7
For this gift would be a manna from heaven

 

[Derek Deleon]

THERE ONCE WAS AN OS NAMED CUPCAKE
THE BEGINNING OF apple fans HATE
THEN ALL IN BETWEEN
FROM GINGERBREAD NOW JELLY BEAN
IT SEALED ALL THE apple fans FATE

I LOVE ANDROID!!! =)

 

[Andro X]

There once was a man from Nantucket
who entered a contest like f**k it,
If I win I win and I lose I lose,
but either way the haters can suck it.

 

[kernmal]

There once was a green Android,
Which Apple thought worse than a hemorrhoid.
He answered their dare,
And built market share,
Now the iFans are all mortified.

 

[Washout]

There once was a free Nexus 7
Google said it's from heaven
Something was wrong
The Dev's helped it along
And now it goes to 11!

 

[Fletch75]

There once was a tablet that came from Google Nexus
It came to us all on the night before x-mas
sleek and thin
more powerful then all
No longer was Apple teachers pet above all.

 

[AFR_NY]

I would sure like a Nexus Steven
It's like Google got it from heaven
I don't want an iPad
Even though it's not bad
Now time to get down to hack'en

Yay, my first limerick

Sent from my EVO using Android Central Forums

 

[GENERAL_ROOKIE]

Bad Apples

Their product updates are a bore
Old technology will cost your more
They constantly sue and cause a stink
While dodging taxes like a fink
Their hipster followers are all just sheep
Being tracked and watched while they sleep.
I plead the world to abandon and ignore,
These bad apples, rotten to the core.

 

[ottawaxblade]

I once had a tablet named xoom,
that heard it was time to make room
for a nexus 7 was on it's way
to tether and play
and off it went with a zooooooom!!!!

 

[Outrager]

There once was an android.
His name was Lloyd.
He created a smartphone OS.
With the help of Google, no less.
Oh yeah, don't forget to avoid the Noid!

 

[videorx]

Things just run better on 'droid,
And before you start getting annoyed,
I've used an iPhone,
One my wife had to own,
But it is something I try to avoid.

 

[orionisland]

There once was a tablet named Nexus
That wowed folks from Oregon to Texas
The apps were just grand
But there was such a demand
That limericks were required to get one.

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Android Central Forums

 

[jdunn8303]

To Palm I once was devoted
But with HP, WebOS imploded
Now it's Android for me
With the Galaxy S3
But I want a Nexus 7 fully loaded!

 

[futureandroider]

Please let me win
Unless the Nexus 7 is made of tin
In that case give me the Nexus ten
Got it? Alright then
Seriously, I am begging you, it is Christmas, send me the 7 and give me a grin

 

[FuKe]

There is a daily giveaway at Android Central
I have to win a Nexus 7
Else I will go mental
I'm having a serious need for tech I can't efford
I therefore hope that Android Santa will give me this Android Lord!

 

[anon(13322)]

Dear Google, says the Dad
Santa Claus promised me a Lexus
in the great state of Texas,
But instead, I want a Nexus,
to research my solar plexus.

 

[mmtowns]

When Google makes a phone
Chance for many vendors grown
But the good ones I've seen
So often are green
And the green ones so often on loan

first (and probably last) attempt at a limerick

 

[mknollman123]

Android is an OS so sweet
With version names good enough to eat
When the tablet game came
Nexus 7 was the name
With an experience impossible to beat.

Android central is my daily read
So I get all the Droid news I need
With the best forums online
I just lose track of time
So I guess I should thank Lloyd indeed

 

[JohnPinDaChi80]

My name is John P 3.
I still use a Evo 3G.
I am waiting to use my upgrade.
But my Evo I will never trade.