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  1. kstagg's Avatar
    damnit. I wrote a long-*** poem.

    But isn't a limerick a poem? so I'm still good right? right? I mean I used brain cells I didn't know I still had to write that.
    12-19-2012 05:10 PM
  2. Josh515's Avatar
    My Nexus comes straight from the Galaxy,
    I have more ROMs than you can count, you see.
    It's hard to beat my Nexus running Jellybean,
    Runs faster than anything you've ever seen.
    When you're searching for a winner, just pick me!
    12-19-2012 05:11 PM
  3. Donotdrinkdakoolaid's Avatar
    There once was a contest on this site
    where all things Android excite.
    I'm really quite frugal
    but to win this from Google
    will make my holidays bright!
    12-19-2012 05:13 PM
  4. eytanb's Avatar
    A poser who had an iPod
    Showed it to a friend - expecting awe
    But like a punch to his solar plexus
    The other dude whipped out a nexus.
    Which was already running on quad
    12-19-2012 05:13 PM
  5. shdowman's Avatar
    There once was man who lost his job and was full of hate.
    He wanted to give his daughter for Christmas a brand new slate.
    A Nexus 7 giveaway
    Android Central saved the day
    And it wasn't a second too late.
    12-19-2012 05:14 PM
  6. jmenke2's Avatar
    Here's a tale of a Nickinson named Phil
    A man of great cheer and goodwill
    He's the great guru of Android
    His little green son is named Lloyd
    And he lives somewhere East of Hickory Hill


    12-19-2012 05:15 PM
  7. antonusklesk's Avatar
    I am currently stroking a Bean
    Which was previously covered in Cream
    Honeycomb we skipped over
    Bread-of-Ginger's the world over
    Pre-Froyo was disparetly lean
    12-19-2012 05:15 PM
  8. WarnerYoung's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    Whose awesomeness ran to eleven
    Alas I have not the money
    To buy it for my honey
    Unless I win one from Phil Nickinson
    12-19-2012 05:16 PM
  9. adamcress's Avatar
    oh to have some key lime pie
    the fruity drones would surely sigh
    so jealous and powerless
    their phones so clueless
    maybe next year they'll give it a try
    12-19-2012 05:17 PM
  10. thesocialshift's Avatar
    She was a spry little phone,
    Although the launch was blown,
    it came down to Texas,
    They called her a Nexus
    Freedom from Apple now known.
    12-19-2012 05:17 PM
  11. Zerbet's Avatar
    There once was a phone with an "i"
    sold by some really smart guys;
    people lined up to pay
    waiting all night and day
    to get the GBs and WiFis.

    12-19-2012 05:19 PM
  12. Fernando P's Avatar
    This here is my first post. Good luck to all and happy holidays!

    My dad was wanting an iPad Miini
    I warned him, the pixel density was teenie
    So I got a nexus 7, showed him the specs
    Put it up to his eyes, he said it was "teh sex"
    The Nexus: better than that Mini Mac weenie
    12-19-2012 05:20 PM
  13. Tiltowait's Avatar
    A tablet called Nexus I need
    To plant a small android seed
    And change the life
    Of my Apple wife
    From Job's hand she must be freed
    12-19-2012 05:21 PM
  14. dud680's Avatar
    There once was a tablet of power.
    It made other devices cower.
    Howcome? Jelly Bean,
    NVIDIA Tegra 3,
    Standby time: 300 hours.
    12-19-2012 05:23 PM
  15. rbess1965's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7,
    That on Earth, was nothing short of Heaven
    A ship to float in the cloud so free
    And how proud you will be
    for there in the palm of your hand
    A Captain are thee.
    So guide your android vessel
    while you explore all the Heavens
    leave this world behind
    and still for more, you will be beggin.
    12-19-2012 05:24 PM
  16. Kurt Daniell's Avatar
    There once was a pad with a I,
    That I wanted so bad I could CRY,
    But I got into ANDROIDS,
    And dropped that pad's FANBOYS,
    And now only GOOGLE catches my eye!
    12-19-2012 05:26 PM
  17. netstars22's Avatar
    The Note 2 has so much screen
    Bright and vivid and a dream
    Jelly Bean running on it is a win
    Especially when Google Now tells me of a place to eat some din'
    That OS, runs like a smooth machine.
    12-19-2012 05:27 PM
  18. daspost's Avatar
    There once was a man named Phil
    Who was bored with his job until
    He found he could make,
    (with a free tablet at stake)
    The greedy hordes bend to his will.
    12-19-2012 05:28 PM
  19. movieguy00's Avatar
    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    My Android device has a clock.
    I try to avoid seeing what it says.
    Because I'd rather stay in bed.
    But at any cost, it's still off to work I go.
    12-19-2012 05:29 PM
  20. JulioGM's Avatar
    We never do this thing in Spain,
    since limericks are all so lame.
    But for that device
    I would write it twice.
    With Nexus and Android I reign.
    12-19-2012 05:30 PM
  21. dvillerider's Avatar
    There once a girl,
    Her EVO made her hurl
    So she spoke to the big guy in Red,
    and he said, don't be An-droid
    I will grant yr wish...I see a Nexus
    under the tree!!!
    12-19-2012 05:30 PM
  22. sworton1847's Avatar
    There once was a man from Texas
    Who thought he could win the free nexus
    But he just got mad tho
    When it went to colorado
    Maybe he'll have better luck at christmas.


    Thank you
    12-19-2012 05:31 PM
  23. silvra7's Avatar
    Rezound oh Rezound what's that sound?
    It's the sound of those who found
    HTC won't give them Jellybean
    and they think that is all very mean
    so they pound HTC to the ground.
    12-19-2012 05:32 PM
  24. bassmanxu's Avatar
    There once was a tablet called Seven
    It's sending the iPad to heaven
    This limerick does suck
    It ain't worth a buck
    I'll turn up my amp to eleven.
    12-19-2012 05:32 PM
  25. the1dynasty's Avatar
    The rise of Nexus

    I once bought a Nexus with Gingerbread.
    I must have been crazy in the head.
    I learned how to root.
    Gave stock ROMs the boot.
    And now it has risen from the dead.


    Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2
    12-19-2012 05:33 PM
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