[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Fernando P]

This here is my first post. Good luck to all and happy holidays!

My dad was wanting an iPad Miini
I warned him, the pixel density was teenie
So I got a nexus 7, showed him the specs
Put it up to his eyes, he said it was "teh sex"
The Nexus: better than that Mini Mac weenie

 

[Tiltowait]

A tablet called Nexus I need
To plant a small android seed
And change the life
Of my Apple wife
From Job's hand she must be freed

 

[dud680]

There once was a tablet of power.
It made other devices cower.
Howcome? Jelly Bean,
NVIDIA Tegra 3,
Standby time: 300 hours.

 

[rbess1965]

There once was a free Nexus 7,
That on Earth, was nothing short of Heaven
A ship to float in the cloud so free
And how proud you will be
for there in the palm of your hand
A Captain are thee.
So guide your android vessel
while you explore all the Heaven?s
leave this world behind
and still for more, you will be beggin.

 

[Kurt Daniell]

There once was a pad with a I,
That I wanted so bad I could CRY,
But I got into ANDROIDS,
And dropped that pad's FANBOYS,
And now only GOOGLE catches my eye!

 

[anon(590893)]

The Note 2 has so much screen
Bright and vivid and a dream
Jelly Bean running on it is a win
Especially when Google Now tells me of a place to eat some din'
That OS, runs like a smooth machine.

 

[daspost]

There once was a man named Phil
Who was bored with his job until
He found he could make,
(with a free tablet at stake)
The greedy hordes bend to his will.

 

[movieguy00]

Hickory, dickory, dock.
My Android device has a clock.
I try to avoid seeing what it says.
Because I'd rather stay in bed.
But at any cost, it's still off to work I go.

 

[JulioGM]

We never do this thing in Spain,
since limericks are all so lame.
But for that device
I would write it twice.
With Nexus and Android I reign.

 

[dvillerider]

There once a girl,
Her EVO made her hurl
So she spoke to the big guy in Red,
and he said, don't be An-droid
I will grant yr wish...I see a Nexus
under the tree!!!

 

[sworton1847]

There once was a man from Texas
Who thought he could win the free nexus
But he just got mad tho
When it went to colorado
Maybe he'll have better luck at christmas.


Thank you

 

[silvra7]

Rezound oh Rezound what's that sound?
It's the sound of those who found
HTC won't give them Jellybean
and they think that is all very mean
so they pound HTC to the ground.

 

[bassmanxu]

There once was a tablet called Seven
It's sending the iPad to heaven
This limerick does suck
It ain't worth a buck
I'll turn up my amp to eleven.

 

[the1dynasty]

The rise of Nexus

I once bought a Nexus with Gingerbread.
I must have been crazy in the head.
I learned how to root.
Gave stock ROMs the boot.
And now it has risen from the dead.
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Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

 

[plusbond]

There once was a man named me
Who loved getting Android things for free
A Nexus 7 was the prize
It would surely light up his eyes
to see one beneath his Christmas tree

Happy holidays!

 

[Velvetpeta]

A limerick for android is like a tin can for altoids

, small and thin, this tablet is a computer on steroids

 

[sstephen17]

There was a bot named Lloyd
At times was quite annoyed
When people don't read
Instructions to heed
In order to be overjoyed

 

[Melvin Fletcher]

Had a captain named Chris C,
was adventurous as one could be,
1492, we sailed oceans blue,
for riches beyond the sea.

Destination: Eastern Asia
against the waves, we fight
We land at the right location,
but the place just wasn't quite right.

If we had a Nexus 7,
navigation would've been a snap
now we're eating popcorn for thanksgiving,
all because we used apple maps.



Merry Christmas Everyone!

 

[veinedstorm]

There once was a Nexus
Who had a lot of things to do,
When it rang my doorbell,
I was happy as hell,
And all else was like goo

 

[codeda]

I've had a nexus one and now nexus 4
But this nexus 7 has been a thing of lore
Can I say I want one now
The sweat is beading on my brow
I've never felt this way before


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