[lelalouf#AC]

I once bought a tab from K-Mart
and thought it was bad and so smart
Then an Android I found
turned my world upside down
And my nexus and I will never part!

[headcipher]

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[Vorpal_Droid]

There once was a droid that's essential
His name was Lloyd and had credentials
He had all the apps
With google and maps
He must have come from android central

[Premium1]

The nexus line is so radical
The iphone is now typical
As the battle for number one rages on
Android just keeps keeping on
In the end, it's turning out to be magical

[Fried Nickman]

I want a Nexus 7,
if i get one i'd be in heaven.
I might pull the trigger,
If they get bigger
and buy a nexus 11

[deegan87]

The screen size of this nexus is seven
with an aspect ratio derived from heaven
It has a great many uses
which fire up one's creative juices
but what to make, that is the question

[meethere]

there was once a note
WHich was big as a goat
And did not fit my palm
Requires a galaxy to keep calm.

[southpaw440]

There's a guy named Rob who loves Nexus 7,
He really thinks it's a gift from heaven;
Then the awesome people from Google
Gave the whole kit and caboodle,
Rob's so happy he got one of five that were given!

[sumyunguy]

Its the Nexus giveaway Day Three
I'd really like to get one for FREE
I will enter once more
And again on day four
Oh please won't you send it to me!

[elament]

there once was a robot named lloyd
who owned an advanced machine powered by android
he was in the christmas spirit
he didnt look for any merit
and now the machine is owned by a robot named floyd

[exhibit]

Life was boring and full of void
then i read i needed to write limerick to win a nexus with android
i dunno what is that supposed to mean
never mind i just want to win the contest clean
so don't curse me for writing this and just avoid

P.S: For those who are reading this, don't tear your hair apart

[Madrox]

There once was a fella named Joe
Whose desire for gadgets? Never low
But he doesn't own a tablet
Or even a phablet
So make Android Central his hero

[klokateer123]

A nexus tablet would be cool
But a free one would be even better
I sure do hope this is a limerick
But enough about that
Can I get the tablet now please

Sent from my LG-LS970 using Android Central Forums

[ericwilborn]

If it's a limerick you want, then a limerick you'll get
Took me five whole minutes to get this set
I'm in this for the tablet, a beaut, it is
With it my geek side will bubble and fizz
On the accountant side, hopefully the taxes won't put me in debt

[Stuartglossop]

On the first version of android google gave us a cupcake!
Which didn't cause bellyache.
On the second version of android google gave us a donut!
Which was no rut.
On the third version of android google gave to us a eclair!
Which definitely had flair.
On the fourth version of android google gave to us a gingerbread
Which wasn't no inbred.
On the fifth version of android google gave to us a honeycomb!
Which I'd use till the cows come home.
On the sixth version of android google gave to us a ice cream sandwich!
Which didn't have many glitches.
On the seventh version of android google gave to us a jellybean!
Which is very clean.
On the eighth version of android google gave to us a ( You'll have to wait for google io in May 2013 )

[buzzard]

Hopped online today after breakfast,
What do you know, AC's giving away another nexus.
Don't have much time,
Gotta think of a rhyme
That doesn't include the word "Lexus"...



Hmmm... now let me think...

[GaMMeLHaNsy]

There once was a guy who was me
The guy who was me liked to ski
As fast as a flash
Up until the crash
My Android smashed into the tree

[iops]

there was once a green one
they say he was hacky
but I tell em they're wacky
and beans are so fun
wait did you say free ice cream?

edit. corrected scream to cream

[yocubed]

A new android tablet would be nice
When it come free that's a great price
I really want to win this contest
Because JB really is the best
The Nexus is much better than that iOS device

[robung]

There once was a cool green guy,
when talk of Apple he would sigh,
he explained it to the fruit boy,
how it was much more than a toy,
now he awaits the android he's to buy.

[ljyd]

This one is not easy
Because poems make me dizzy
But this one I must try
For a nexus 7 none can deny
Please next contest not be poetry...

[blak8830]

On a site known by name Android Central
Were some admins that were oh so tyrannical
They insisted we read
And then please take heed
Of rules that were not so nonsensical

Sent from my LG-P870 using Android Central Forums

[Nelly36]

[jkskipper]

Since the end of the world is near,
and a nexus tablet could be here;
Saturday morning could be nice,
especially if doomsday was a lie,
I'd be happy with my 7 and a beer

[alphabets]

Here is a guy named Bobby
Anything Android is his hobby
He is sick of his Nook
He'd rather read a book
Give him the Nexus and don't make him lobby!