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- 05-17-2010, 03:17 PM
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I think my wife is cheating on me??
Ok , so here's the deal...
I think my wife is cheating on me....
So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...
What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???
Mr Mayor - 05-17-2010, 03:49 PM #2
whew...for a second there, i thought you finally caught us.
Palm Treo 650 > Treo 700p > BB Curve 8330 > DInc (r) > Rezound (r)
Transformer Pad Infinity (r CROMi-X) - 05-19-2010, 12:48 PM #3
LMAO @ TBolt!
When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, then it will be time for you to leave. - 05-20-2010, 01:33 PM #4
Ummm.... What??!
Is your wife hot? lol :P - 05-20-2010, 05:14 PM #5 I say go for it. If you're anything like me in wanting the latest and greatest, then you'll dump the Droid for the Incredible anyways.
Originally Posted by Mr Mayor 
Ok , so here's the deal...
I think my wife is cheating on me....
So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...
What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???
Mr Mayor
And sorry to tell you, but your wife is clearly stupid. And I'm only saying that because I told her very specifically to use the backdoor for now on (how ironic, she told me the same
) so that the creaking of the garage door wouldn't wake you.
That's weird though that she wasn't wearing her lipstick anymore. She told me it was the strong holding type so there would be no mess. Guess I'll have to check if it's still on me next time I go to the bathroom. - 05-20-2010, 05:46 PM #6
- 05-20-2010, 08:32 PM #7
I love this place. You guys are awesome. At first i was lost but now i m laughing like crazy.
Droid
Live at Full Draw - 05-23-2010, 12:24 PM #8
- 05-25-2010, 08:19 AM #9 bwahahahahahahahaha. You totally should have left the part about the garage door creaking off and just left it at she told me the same. when I read that I died laughing. Good stuff! Originally Posted by ock I say go for it. If you're anything like me in wanting the latest and greatest, then you'll dump the Droid for the Incredible anyways.
And sorry to tell you, but your wife is clearly stupid. And I'm only saying that because I told her very specifically to use the backdoor for now on (how ironic, she told me the same) so that the creaking of the garage door wouldn't wake you.
That's weird though that she wasn't wearing her lipstick anymore. She told me it was the strong holding type so there would be no mess. Guess I'll have to check if it's still on me next time I go to the bathroom.
Aaron - 05-28-2010, 05:16 AM #10
hey why not just make it a menage a trois?!?!?!?!?
- 05-28-2010, 11:13 AM #11 Only if you're a hot chick with big melons. Originally Posted by 0pusX
Bonus points if you have gymnastics abilities.
Send us a PM before the OP sees this.
Palm Treo 650 > Treo 700p > BB Curve 8330 > DInc (r) > Rezound (r)
Transformer Pad Infinity (r CROMi-X) - 05-28-2010, 01:08 PM #12
well how about a fat GUY with big melons?!?!? hahahahahahahahahaha
- 05-28-2010, 01:10 PM #13 lol Originally Posted by 0pusx Palm Treo 650 > Treo 700p > BB Curve 8330 > DInc (r) > Rezound (r)
Transformer Pad Infinity (r CROMi-X) - 05-28-2010, 07:50 PM #14 i would have to say keep the droid and trade your wife for an incredible. Judging by her value, you may still have to pay a little bit for the incredible Originally Posted by Mr Mayor Ok , so here's the deal...
I think my wife is cheating on me....
So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...
What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???
Mr Mayor - 06-09-2010, 02:36 PMThread Author #15
Ok, note to self, I need to slow my jokes down for some of you.... wow...
but on a brighter note, this June 16 is our D-Day! :rolleyes:
At least some of u caught on...
MMLast edited by Mr Mayor; 06-09-2010 at 02:39 PM.
Wishing more friends were like Slinky's, so when I got bored, I could just push them down the stairs...
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