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I think my wife is cheating on me??
Ok , so here's the deal...
I think my wife is cheating on me....
So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...
What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???
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And sorry to tell you, but your wife is clearly stupid. And I'm only saying that because I told her very specifically to use the backdoor for now on (how ironic, she told me the same ) so that the creaking of the garage door wouldn't wake you.
That's weird though that she wasn't wearing her lipstick anymore. She told me it was the strong holding type so there would be no mess. Guess I'll have to check if it's still on me next time I go to the bathroom.
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Ok, note to self, I need to slow my jokes down for some of you.... wow...
but on a brighter note, this June 16 is our D-Day! :rolleyes:
At least some of u caught on...
Last edited by Mr Mayor; 06-09-2010 at 02:39 PM.Wishing more friends were like Slinky's, so when I got bored, I could just push them down the stairs...