Well, the deed is done, and I'll have a Bionic in a couple of days. Not as cheap as I originally hoped, but at least I got to keep my voice and data plan. Looked into Wirefly (they even had a 32Gb model?), but they would have to bump my voice from $39 to $59 to do the upgrade.
What is interesting is the store informed me the Bionic is discontinued, despite still being listed on Verizons site and sold everywhere else, and then tried to move me to a Samsung Charge. Ended up finding another store to do a stock transfer. I know it was rumored to be discontinued earlier, but I wonder if that is now official?