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Senior citizen moment
Here is a joke that senior citizens and non-senior citizens might enjoy and get a laugh from:
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat."I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch......." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"S-it!"........said the hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.Claude never was invited back.
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Re: Senior citizen moment
Here is another joke that maybe everybody including seniors might enjoy:
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he
asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking
questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy
said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
hours, you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from
their laughter for the worship service to be continued!
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