Even AC can't handle that riddle... I hit the 'next page' link and all I got was a messagebox saying "An error occurred."
Johnly, you've gone from no posts tonight to #2 on the top posters list, and I'm willing to bet it has something to do with chatter. I think Chris has the right idea. Edit: though the Beach Boys video was a nice touch.
I know guys hung over after that Ingress meeting at Cahokia Mounds... I didn't go to the bar afterwards, meh :/
Anyway, I met Joe Philley. Awesome Google employee. Apparently Larry Page personally took Joe's Google Glass and his phone because of the top secret nature of Glass. And Glass will only work with a phone on a certain version of Android, at least in its current state. Android 4.3 maybe?