Gurilla
Active member
Re: Using my new nexus5 right now
I was recently hosting one of my many black tie charity events when a stunningly attractive woman approached me after I had made my closing speech. "I apologize for being so forward," she said, "but what phone is that?" Her eyes were transfixed on the device resting face down on the black tablecloth. I smiled. I had become used to this sort of thing happening ever since I switched to Android. "This old thing?" I lied. It wasn't old at all. "Why, it's the Nexus 5." I could see her eyes light up as she glanced over the camera, the glossy band, the LG logo.
"Would you like to hold it?" I mused. She was still in awe of it all as I slowly placed the phone into her delicate hands. "Oh my god," she exclaimed under her breath, "is this backing... soft touch plastic?" I gently nodded. "It has such a... premium feel... But how can you tell which side of the phone is up?" she asked. I took the phone and began to sensually lick the Sharpie off of the earpiece grille. Her knees began to visibly shake.
A pink light began to pulse from the bottom of the phone. "W-what is happening?" she whimpered. "Light Flow..." I replied, "I have it set up to send me a notification via Tasker when Instant Heart Rate detects a woman's BPM raising to arousal levels." "But how can it be so accurate?" she said, biting her lip. I leaned in and whispered into her ear, "Optical image stabilization."
We made love long into the night.
Now I only have 10% battery.
I was recently hosting one of my many black tie charity events when a stunningly attractive woman approached me after I had made my closing speech. "I apologize for being so forward," she said, "but what phone is that?" Her eyes were transfixed on the device resting face down on the black tablecloth. I smiled. I had become used to this sort of thing happening ever since I switched to Android. "This old thing?" I lied. It wasn't old at all. "Why, it's the Nexus 5." I could see her eyes light up as she glanced over the camera, the glossy band, the LG logo.
"Would you like to hold it?" I mused. She was still in awe of it all as I slowly placed the phone into her delicate hands. "Oh my god," she exclaimed under her breath, "is this backing... soft touch plastic?" I gently nodded. "It has such a... premium feel... But how can you tell which side of the phone is up?" she asked. I took the phone and began to sensually lick the Sharpie off of the earpiece grille. Her knees began to visibly shake.
A pink light began to pulse from the bottom of the phone. "W-what is happening?" she whimpered. "Light Flow..." I replied, "I have it set up to send me a notification via Tasker when Instant Heart Rate detects a woman's BPM raising to arousal levels." "But how can it be so accurate?" she said, biting her lip. I leaned in and whispered into her ear, "Optical image stabilization."
We made love long into the night.
Now I only have 10% battery.