Gathomblipoob
Well-known member
Sorry guys, I'm not going to post here for a few.....
I'm putting on my "special" soft gloves and inserting new batteries in my "special" flashlight and going to inspect my toast.
**UPDATE**
DAMMIT!!! I found flaws in my Sunbeam toast!!! That's it, I'm switching to Nature's Own...wait...screw it...it has flaws too!! I'm not eating anymore. All my food has flaws!! I will feed myself through a tube. Wait...DAMMIT!! The tube has tiny swirley scratch marks...I give up....SHOOT ME!!!!
I've found that the inherent moistness of Nature's Own Butterbread variety is well worth any minor scratches or dents in the crust.