The latest: I talked to someone at a Wind store in the Vancouver area (an expensive ferry ride away) and they won't have the phone for another week. I called the main Wind corporate folks, and they told me I couldn't buy the phone outright from the corporate office unless I was a Wind customer. So now if I want to buy the phone I'll need to wait at least a week, take a trip over to Vancouver (multiple hours plus $200 in ferry costs) to visit a Wind store. Ridiculous.
Update: After another phone call to a different Wind store, I was told that I would need to purchase at least one month of pay-as-you-go (around $25) to buy the phone outright. I'm going over to the Vancouver area tomorrow (for my granddaughter's 6th birthday party!), and will drop into a convenient Wind store to talk to them about this in person.
Another update: This from a commenter at Mobile Syrup:
"I can tell you - not sure why they're keeping this a secret. I bought the phone this morning. The store employees told me I would need to register the device on an LG website to obtain the offered free headphones. I've been messaging with Wind on Facebook all day and they're quite tired of me now. They won't sell more (for whatever reason) until they obtain the stock of headphones that were supposed to be given with the first purchasers"
So if you're Canadian, don't expect to be able to buy this phone in the next week.