Sorry, I knew that. But I thought it was funny on Twitter. I should have put "(sarcasm)" at the end. But I hate when people do that. And now either I look like a total schmuck or people think that's a real pic. And that's actually a little funny. Either way, the NFL Draft will keep me from thinking about phones for the weekend.
Or probably not, actually. GO COWBOYS!
Also: kudos on bringing the word shan't out of mothballs.