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Am feelin like talkin poop (within the site rules)
We thought the cat was in a coma.... her chest was breathing but we could open her mouth, play with her teeth, touch her toungue n she didnt wake till i put ma finger in her ear then she was like zzzwwwwtttfff n jumped up. She a prety cool cat. Hope she thinks we're cool too.
She licks our faces in morning and wont leave the bed till we're BOTH up n dressed lol plus she can sense clairs blood/sugar levels n warns her which comforts me.
Aye shes a cool big cat we rescued.
She was 4 so we couldnt rename her n her name was MITTENS!!! lmao imagine that.
Luckily tho ma name im known by is Smity so we changed her name to Smittens..... sounds same to her and a lot cooler than MITTENS!
Yup, thats the story of the cat :beer:

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Am feelin like talkin poop (within the site rules)
We thought the cat was in a coma.... her chest was breathing but we could open her mouth, play with her teeth, touch her toungue n she didnt wake till i put ma finger in her ear then she was like zzzwwwwtttfff n jumped up. She a prety cool cat. Hope she thinks we're cool too.
She licks our faces in morning and wont leave the bed till we're BOTH up n dressed lol plus she can sense clairs blood/sugar levels n warns her which comforts me.
Aye shes a cool big cat we rescued.
She was 4 so we couldnt rename her n her name was MITTENS!!! lmao imagine that.
Luckily tho ma name im known by is Smity so we changed her name to Smittens..... sounds same to her and a lot cooler than MITTENS!
Yup, thats the story of the cat :beer:

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She eats donner kebab with sauce and McCoys salt n vinegar crisps (potato chips)
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She keeps goin on heat n looks at me difrent n wen i clap her head, her tail end has flipped round in an instant.
Now.... shes a VERY pretty cat but even funkylawgiks gota have a line they draw so i smack her butt to teach her am her daddy, not freekin garfield lol :)

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Gona listen to eminem in a 10min freestyle on bbc radio vid on youtube. Bk in like 12 x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Id say a good minute of this is unwritten man. What u think?

Oh story. Ive listened to tim westwood (radio presenter) since my teens but only heard he was white like a month ago *embaresd fcae*

This nxt snoopy d on westwood though... id say 80& of it is unwritten n the last lil tune he does about bein in jail...... pure unmeant tu-pac flowin from him man.
Ess enn double oh pee

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Actualy id say that was 50/50 paperwork but man that last 4mins is like my fave song right now n its unwritten freestyle
Jst after he tells tim to slow the lick down a bit :)

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Its always me who chats to myself n then next time i get online theres a full conversation. We should make big mirrors so its always daytime.
When "you yanks" come online, do u read my crap or just scan through? :) :beer:

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Its always me who chats to myself n then next time i get online theres a full conversation. We should make big mirrors so its always daytime.
When "you yanks" come online, do u read my crap or just scan through? :) :beer:

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Oh we read it. Lol. Quite the interesting man you are funk. Never know what to expect when I read your posts. Which is why I love reading them lol. Crack by my self up a bit too while reading them. :beer:

Cool cat btw. Cats are creepy lol. I like turtles, parrots, and genius monkeys that do your work for you.
 

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If the simpsons is true then you people are allowed helper monkeys!!
Id be a monkey helper for free darn it :)

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Cat hates me havin headphones in lol! I dont speak cat anyway dammit..... :)

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Its always me who chats to myself n then next time i get online theres a full conversation. We should make big mirrors so its always daytime.
When "you yanks" come online, do u read my crap or just scan through? :) :beer:

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I read everything.

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Im in trouble again.
Guess its cya ma yank geeks xxX
Peace n love
Look afta each otha x

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