This wasn't a problem until about a month and a half ago. I've had the fb app installed on my phone since I bought it, but suddenly awhile back, I started getting all of my notifications. It's annoying and I assume it also dings my charge. Maybe this happened during some update? In any case, I made sure push notifications were turned off in the app. I had my tech-savvy nephew look at it, but he just checked to see that my notifications in the app were turned off. I took it into my carrier, and they couldn't do anything, either. I want to continue getting notifications ON fb...I just don't need to know I have them until I open it. Is there some intricate, secret, freaking CIA way to turn them off, or is their presence just an unfortunate byproduct of my having given fb permission to completely run my life?