[starleaf1]

Earlier today, my P6800 reboots every time I open any kind of browser (well, actually, I only tried the stock and Chrome).
I tried reinstalling Chrome, clearing data, uninstalling, but nothing works.
And then I realized something: Every time the device reboots (whether intentional or not), Chrome returns as if I didn't uninstalled it in the first place.
I then tried resetting the device to factory settings via Settings app, via Recovery, I even REFLASHED that friggin' thing with Odin. But the tablet will boot up showing my old wallpapers, boasting all my apps, holding all my accounts, and still having root access (yes, I rooted my device), and the worst thing is, it will still reboot if I open any web browser.
It is AS IF I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO IT.
What happened to my tablet?

Can anyone help me?
Anyway, I'm running stock Ice Cream Sandwich (DXLP8)

UPDATE: Sometimes I hear stuttered squeaks/clicks from the speaker when the device reboots.