Loch Ness is the most voluminous fresh water lake in Great Britain. For centuries people have reported seeing a large creature living in the lake - the earliest account comes from the life of Saint Columba (565 AD).
Although sightings of the creature on land around the loch reputedly date back to the sixteenth century, modern interest in the monster was sparked by a 22 July 1933 sighting, when Mr George Spicer and his wife saw ‘a most extraordinary form of animal’ cross the road in front of their car.
They described the creature as having a large body (about 4 feet high and 25 feet long), and long, narrow neck, slightly thicker than an elephant’s trunk and as long as the 10-12 foot width of the road; the neck had a number of undulations in it.
They saw no limbs because of a dip in the road obscuring the animal’s lower portion. It lurched across the road towards the loch some 20 yards away, leaving only a trail of broken undergrowth in its wake.
Not only has the Loch Ness Monster been photographed repeatedly, it has even been caught on videotape - as recently as 2007, and on sonar equipment. Most notably with a strange portable communication device in a holster on her hip.
Unfortunately, however, the footage and photos are never clear enough to give a definite answer as to what the creature is. Some speculate that it may be a plesiosaur that survived the rest of the dinosaur population.
The only thing clear about "Nessie," is that it is jealously guarding the secret of the Galaxy Nexus Phone release date, and regularly rubs elbows with VZW CEOs. Nessie has stated that "at first, not having opposable thumbs was a problem, but the voice features really made this phone easy for me to use." While not what phone specifically has all the features that meets her needs, it is rumored that the device is a Galaxy Nexus.
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Bigfoot, also known as the Sasquatch, is depicted as an ape-like man who inhabits forest areas of the pacific north-west and parts of the Canadian province of British Columbia.
Over the years there have been many sightings and photographs of Bigfoot but no conclusive proof exists to verify his existence. But it is believed that "Squatch" also has a Galaxy Nexus, but if he does, he is not talking.
Most experts on the matter consider the Bigfoot legend to be a combination of folklore and hoaxes, but there are a number of authors and researchers who do believe that the stories could be true. That he does, in fact, already have a Galaxy Nexus, knows when it will be released, and has signed a non-disclosure agreement is also a subject for speculation.
There is some speculation that, like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot may be a living remnant of the time of the dinosaurs - specifically a Gigantopithecus blacki - a supersize ape. "I really like beaming with my peep, Nessie." Sasquatch is quoted as saying. But won't say definitively what device he uses to use this feature.
The earliest accounts of bigfoot are from 1924 though reports of a similar type of creature have appeared as early as the 1860s.
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Both were recently seen rocking a Galaxy Nexus Phone. However, neither is talking specifics and remain reclusive.
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