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Goodbye Verizon GNex
It has been a love/hate relationship. Mostly hate. A relationship I can't say I am sorry to see end. Like my ex wife you were once filled with promise and hope, but mostly just delivered frustration, anger and misery. This afternoon I ordered your replacement, a Moto X. True, it is not the flashiest phone out there, but it gets the job done. Much like my current wife who may not have the fake breasts and DSL's of my ex wife, but at least what she does have she lets me enjoy. I'm sure the Moto X will serve me better than you ever have. In time you may come to be in the hands of another man, or woman as was the case with my ex, and I hope he is capable of dealing with your shortcomings. As for me, I am kicking you to the curb so pack up your things and go.