Oh ReZound, is there anything you cannot do?

[babytazz18]

Lol this is great...i wonder if it can cook me toast in the morning????

 

[anon(94115)]

Lol this is great...i wonder if it can cook me toast in the morning????

that requires the extended battery

 

[Wanda]

I'm telling you guys, wait till the update to ICS comes out, this thing will print money, detect and create oil reserves, and obliterate astroids. I heard Jellybean will actually make it travel through time. Unfortunately it'll still be Sense 3.6

 

[Issemann]

I watched porn , cooked a ham and got off .....what a phone!

I always get off watching ham cook!

 

[Issemann]

Yes, unfortunately, you will not find the Holy Grail using a metal detector app on the Rezound.

Correct. Because the Holy Grail is made of wood.™

© Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

 

[Wanda]

Correct. Because the Holy Grail is made of wood.?

? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Was it wood?? I always assumed it was just pottery.

 

[anon(94115)]

nope wooden, he was a carpenter so it says...

 

[Wanda]

nope wooden, he was a carpenter so it says...

Well he was a carpenter but does that mean everything he owned was made of wood? Not going all theological/theoretical acheologist here....

 

[anon(94115)]

Well we are talking about george lucas here so anything is reality

 

[humpagardengnome]

Correct. Because the Holy Grail is made of wood.?

? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

I always assumed it was gold. Learn something everyday, I guess. I was a growing lad, far too focused on all the films coming out of the Silicon valley at that time, to watch Lucas films.

 

[SurfingJerry]

So, why do witches burn?

B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

 

[Wanda]

so, why do witches burn?

B--... 'cause they're made of... Wood?

THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!

And what else floats besides wood?

Apples...very small rocks...cider...A DUCK!

(out of order I know...just my personal favorites)

 

[ShadowCatcher]

glad to see this forum hasn't lost its sense of humor.

May not have lost its sense of humor, but it definitely lost its sense of direction...

Good thing you can use it as a compass (yes Virginia, there's an app for that).

 

[01sweetgirl]

omg i love u people :-*
and yeah she was plugged in alright
and absolutely, my rezound streams porn smoother than my pc
& home internet provider plus eliminates the need for an electric
heater in my bedroom on a cold night here in wa O
so im warm and happy

 

[Dovahkiin]

omg i love u people :-*
and yeah she was plugged in alright
and absolutely, my rezound streams porn smoother than my pc
& home internet provider plus eliminates the need for an electric
heater in my bedroom on a cold night here in wa O
so im warm and happy

I have a hard time believing that "home internet provider plus" would eliminate the need for a heater. That's not really how the internet works.

 

[rootbrain]

So far I haven't been able to catch a fart and paint it blue. But Scott's working on an ICS ROM that should eliminate that limitation.

 

[anon(94115)]

Really? Are you rooted? I if so go to settings, fart, and set fart color.

Rezound via Tapatalk 2

 

[michaelbsheldon]

OH REZOUND WHAT CAN YOU NOT DO????

There's one thing the reZound cannot do: run HTC FM Radio!!

 

[humpagardengnome]

Really? Are you rooted? I if so go to settings, fart, and set fart color.

Rezound via Tapatalk 2

Thankfully, the Rezounds color tones are not oversaturated. Who needs cartoon fart clouds floating around?

 

[rootbrain]

Really? Are you rooted? I if so go to settings, fart, and set fart color.

Rezound via Tapatalk 2

Yep, rooted with custom ROM. Sadly, no settings at all for flatulence......

If this was iToyPhone, there would be an app for that....