Google Play store won't load

[mwjeep88]

I was reluctantly planning to update the Facebook app this afternoon and when I searched for it on the play store app, it crashed. I restarted it but all it does is sit there with the circle spinning. I force stopped it, cleared the cache, uninstalled updates, restarted the phone and nothing helped. I sideloaded the apk for the latest version again to see if that would work but nothing. Any advice? It's stock unrooted VZW s4 with 4.4.2

 

[Speedy3]

I got the same result. It didn't load until I went in a McDonald's for lunch and got on their WiFi.