She says, "is that gingerbread in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He says, "actually no, I've upgraded. Would you like to see my new jelly beans?"
She says, "I'd prefer gingerbread"
He says, "your loss... with my jelly beans you get butter...plus my performance is better"
She says, "define better"
He says, "well, for starters i'm faster"
She says, "since when is faster better?"
He says, "since now. Check this out: Google, is she worth the time?"
Google Now says, "it's time for you to catch your flight to Brazil where hotter women are"
He says, "see how fast that was? Bye now."
She says, "Siri, where in Brazil is he going?"
Siri says, "I'm sorry, I don't have the answer for that. Would you like me to search the web? (activates Google search engine in Safari)."
She says, "sigh"
Alternate ending
She says, "Siri, what should I do? He's too good for me."
Siri says, "Our lawyers said that if you can't copulate, irritate."
He says, "actually no, I've upgraded. Would you like to see my new jelly beans?"
She says, "I'd prefer gingerbread"
He says, "your loss... with my jelly beans you get butter...plus my performance is better"
She says, "define better"
He says, "well, for starters i'm faster"
She says, "since when is faster better?"
He says, "since now. Check this out: Google, is she worth the time?"
Google Now says, "it's time for you to catch your flight to Brazil where hotter women are"
He says, "see how fast that was? Bye now."
She says, "Siri, where in Brazil is he going?"
Siri says, "I'm sorry, I don't have the answer for that. Would you like me to search the web? (activates Google search engine in Safari)."
She says, "sigh"
Alternate ending
She says, "Siri, what should I do? He's too good for me."
Siri says, "Our lawyers said that if you can't copulate, irritate."
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