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  1. Vito2000's Avatar
    My directions accidently were tossed.
    Free was the ideal cost.
    I tried different apps,
    But thanks to Google Maps,
    I'll never again get lost.
    12-19-2012 01:08 PM
  2. Something Creative's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Lloyd
    With stupid iPhones he toyed
    Until one day
    Android came his way
    Now all Apple he avoids
    12-19-2012 01:08 PM
  3. illini422's Avatar
    There once was a small screen iPhone,
    Its devotees placed it up on a high throne,
    'Til a Nexus said aloud,
    "Why do you look so proud,
    When your Maps app can't find Sierra Leone."
    12-19-2012 01:09 PM
  4. sdconvoy's Avatar
    You ask me for a Limerick
    And I hope that this does the trick.
    For android is Killer
    eats Apples for Dinner
    So yes it is me you should pick!
    12-19-2012 01:09 PM
  5. jean15paul's Avatar
    For Nexus7, I was almost a buyer.
    Then someone gave me a Kindle Fire.
    The Fire's ok,
    But AOSP leads the way.
    A Nexus7, I rank much higher!
    gksmithlcw likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:10 PM
  6. housetube's Avatar
    There once was a bot named loyd,
    who's mug was the face of Android.
    I don't think he spoke, at least not much,
    but if I had a tablet, it would respond to touch.


    A word-smith I am not!
    12-19-2012 01:10 PM
  7. geekogeek's Avatar
    there once was a tablet
    that everyone had to have it
    not just a copied 'out of habit' tablet
    but one that does everything, and the competition says damn it!
    12-19-2012 01:10 PM
  8. ndewing's Avatar
    Roses are red
    Androids are green
    after writing this little ditty
    not winning a nexus 7 would be mean
    12-19-2012 01:10 PM
  9. jontalk's Avatar
    On the night before Nexus
    All throughout the house
    Not an iPhone was stirring
    Nor iPod or mouse
    And down came Santa with
    The cute little Seven
    And handed it to me and now I'm in heaven!

    Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk... Wise guy eh??

    Happy Holidays y'all! Pick me to... Pleeaaaaase!!
    12-19-2012 01:10 PM
  10. jmunster's Avatar
    There once was a man from Decatur,
    Who hung up his hat as a hater,
    His tablet he rooted and the honeycomb undone!
    A Nexus would have been easier, and just as much fun!
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  11. k425's Avatar
    There once was a contest for a free Nexus,
    From Android Central no less though we expect thus,
    It's that Wonderful Time of Year,
    To celebrate with friends and family so dear,
    But if I don't win the contest, my path is oh so clear,
    My only solace will be to break out the liquid cheer!
    So Phil my editorally good sir,
    You can cement my loyalty, by skipping the frankincense and myrrh,
    Have some pity and don't correct this dity,
    Remember it's Christmas Time in the City,
    And so be kind to thee, and with Christmas glee,
    Place that Nexus precious underneath my tree!
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  12. gksmithlcw's Avatar
    An Android limerick...

    There once was an OS named Android
    For which I became a fanboy
    But I now need a tablet
    To perpetuate my habit
    So please give me an awesome new toy!!
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  13. das0527's Avatar
    My two year old loves all my gadgets.
    He's especially fond of my tablet.
    But Elmo it's not, doesn't like being dropped
    And I'm laid off with no way to fix it.
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  14. afgphlaver's Avatar
    There once was a Google Market
    Which didn't sound right, it was like a shop that sold carpet
    Then the name was changed to the Play Store
    It sounded fun and the apps kept growing there were more more and more!
    I feel relieved, now this seems perfect.

    i!neXus!i
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  15. BaMaDuDe87's Avatar
    My Galaxy Nexus is alone,
    He needs a new friend at Home,
    It will be a great Christmas,
    I fulfilled my daughter's wishlist,
    Now I'm writing this stupid Poem.
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  16. eadavis's Avatar
    My name is metropolitansin
    And I'm posting this limerick to win
    I'm pleading to Lloyd
    The most aweomest droid
    To find his gift-giving spirit within
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  17. Scott500's Avatar
    There was was a tablet so clean
    It's screen was nearly obscene
    Then one fine winter's day
    They were giving them away
    and I jumped at the chance to be seen.
    12-19-2012 01:11 PM
  18. barchamb's Avatar
    There once was a dude from the coast
    A good tablet he wanted the most
    The iPad was lame
    The Samsung too tame
    Of the Nexus he wished he could boast
    12-19-2012 01:12 PM
  19. phatboy-p's Avatar
    Oh, I want a Nexus 7
    7 inches of smut sends me to heaven
    I will watch till I'm blind
    I'll warp my sick mind
    And on the 7th day I'll repent my transgression
    12-19-2012 01:12 PM
  20. oldmanflair's Avatar
    Seems a great plan this time,
    To require an entry in rhyme.
    But my skills in this art
    Are less talent than heart
    For a tablet costing plenty of dime.
    12-19-2012 01:12 PM
  21. prophecyny7's Avatar
    Android Central is simply the best
    Over and above the Mobile Nations Rest
    With giveaways of Androids
    And our best Mascot Lloyd
    Android Central passes the test!
    12-19-2012 01:13 PM
  22. anthonycr's Avatar
    Nexus 4 and GS3,
    RAZR i, and One SV.
    LG, Samsung, HTC,
    Huawei, Moto, ZTE.
    Open-source, Android is free.
    12-19-2012 01:13 PM
  23. robamacaf's Avatar
    Apple said that closed was best
    That is was better than the rest
    But along came the androids
    And made some very happy boys
    And now it's the standard test
    12-19-2012 01:13 PM
  24. alksnitis's Avatar
    Nexus eats apples like t-rexus!
    12-19-2012 01:13 PM
  25. psm9's Avatar
    There once was an Android named Nexus
    With a screen size bigger than Texas
    With movies galore
    Apps, music, and more
    Too bad not much else rhymes with Nexus
    Aikuchi likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:13 PM
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