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  1. Aikuchi's Avatar
    There is a tablet from Google
    Specifically designed for the frugal
    Past tablet owner they wanted to sooth
    They decide to make it buttery smooth
    So now that it has Jelly Bean on hand
    Google has made the Nexus 7 quite grand
    12-19-2012 01:14 PM
  2. blueback22's Avatar
    There once was an Android tablet,
    That was so hot I had to have it.
    Bought on Google Play,
    It will be here any day,
    Android Central loves it too and blabs it!

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    12-19-2012 01:14 PM
  3. cj100570's Avatar
    There was once was a tablet named iPad
    And people claimed that it was so rad
    Then along came the Google Nexus 7
    It was as if it was sent from heaven
    Now Android Central is giving one away
    This witty limerick is my entrance to play.
    12-19-2012 01:14 PM
  4. emceephi's Avatar
    Although I really love Android
    There's something I can't avoid
    My galaxy tab is too damn slow
    The interface just doesn't flow
    It's really bugging me, like the Noid
    12-19-2012 01:14 PM
  5. dynamoracing#AC's Avatar
    A flea and a fly in a flue

    Were caught, so what could they do?

    Said the fly, "Let us flee."

    "Let us fly," said the flea.

    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  6. Ezhik's Avatar
    There once was a bored hedgehog,
    With no way to post to his blog.
    He decided to win a tablet,
    Since a Nexus is a fun magnet.
    So he made up a rhyming log.
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  7. Cmgrem1's Avatar
    There once was a 10 called tab,
    That now is just seen as a slab.
    Then there appeared.
    More google gear,
    That became the NEXUS of all gab.
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  8. tech247's Avatar
    there once was an android named Lloyd
    Who dreamed of being smarter than Freud
    he updated his firmware
    used Google now everywhere
    And now he knows all and has been redeployed...

    I think this works
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  9. bbycrts's Avatar
    I once wrote lines for a Nexus
    More likely chance than a Lexus
    I'll do most anything
    To win this cool thing
    Even take a shot to my solar plexus!
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  10. Cranky Bear's Avatar
    So AC's got a contest again
    I asked Phil, I'd like a Nexus 7 then!
    "A word to the wise,
    It's not about size..."
    Phil sneered as he held his Nexus 10.
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  11. vancouverp's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    Last chance to win b'fore Armageddon!
    Without my tablet's been no fun
    Young Scooby chewed my last one.
    He's lucky all dogs go to heaven.
    12-19-2012 01:15 PM
  12. travo1978's Avatar
    If Google could grow these on trees
    we could all get them free as we please
    how I wish this were true
    but to get one brand new...
    at least we aren't down on our knees
    benhmartin and Aikuchi like this.
    12-19-2012 01:16 PM
  13. benhmartin's Avatar
    A tablet from Google'd precipitate
    the winner a chance to pontificate
    from the screen of his Nexus
    'gainst the staff that's Alexa's
    who say you're ranked two seven sixty-eight.
    12-19-2012 01:16 PM
  14. dinzkie's Avatar
    Regardless of how canned and green you look
    i'm clearly hooked
    Oh, i love you, android
    Cant stop me now, december 21st asteroid
    I'm completely done with the iOS of Tim Cook!
    12-19-2012 01:17 PM
  15. uofmike's Avatar
    There once was a man named Nickinson
    Whose name didn't rhyme with anything
    But a Nexus 7 he will bring
    If you give him a ring
    With a reply that is quick
    and a sweet limerick
    You've heard my voice
    Make the right choice
    and pick-it-son
    12-19-2012 01:17 PM
  16. xtremedyme's Avatar
    There was a young boy from atlanta
    da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
    Who dreamed of androids in his pajamas
    da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
    He starred at the stars dreaming of the S3
    da DUM da da DUM
    But woke up and got a galaxy
    da da DUM da da DUM
    12-19-2012 01:17 PM
  17. r1fo's Avatar
    Whether I am traveling near or far,
    Whilst riding a train or relaxing in a bar,
    I have long yearned for a tablet to bear,
    To play Angry Birds or use Foursquare,
    The solution is a Nexus 7, but alas no cigar.
    12-19-2012 01:17 PM
  18. Nathan_SG's Avatar
    For Christmas, my son would like a Nexus 7
    If I could win it for him, he would be in Heaven
    He would probably jump for joy,
    And he would be one happy boy.
    Please pick me to win since he is only 13 ... not 11
    12-19-2012 01:17 PM
  19. arariel's Avatar
    There once was a tiny green bot
    Who no one gave much of a shot
    He'll never compete
    Nokia told Venture Beat
    But now look at how far symbian got!
    12-19-2012 01:18 PM
  20. WatcherJohn's Avatar
    There once was an old man from Texas, who made up a rhyme about Nexus
    I wish that it came embossed with my name. This Give-Away stuff is infectious!
    12-19-2012 01:18 PM
  21. Freak.A.Droid's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    That was free to be given this very day
    I hear that winning it is like going to heaven
    so give it to me and I'll be on my way . . . .
    12-19-2012 01:18 PM
  22. JayND's Avatar
    i think I would like that there Nexus
    to go with my imaginary Lexus
    the car I can't have
    'cause my income's too sad
    Hey Nexus also rhymes with Texas!

    ...I'm prettysure the meter's kinda off but there ya go.
    12-19-2012 01:18 PM
  23. miguel4360's Avatar
    Here's my Christmas List said the wife.
    Any one of these two will suffice:
    An Audi or Lexus....
    Instead I got her a Nexus
    Now my days are filled with strife!!!!
    12-19-2012 01:19 PM
  24. Sladen5150's Avatar
    There was a great tablet named 7
    Which came like a present from heaven.
    The tablet is nifty
    For free would be thrifty
    The winner will be in seven heaven
    12-19-2012 01:19 PM
  25. Vyrlokar's Avatar
    I would be a fool
    if I didn't find a nexus cool
    It has jelly bean
    It's not a has been
    If you don't agree you are a tool

    Not a native speaker, so this was the best I could do
    12-19-2012 01:19 PM
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