12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. erieGISgeek's Avatar
    There once was a 'Droid named Lloyd
    His color was quite unbecoming.
    His version Jelly Bean,
    Yes, his skin is green.
    And that apple you ought to avoid!
    12-19-2012 01:24 PM
  2. hichris123's Avatar
    There once was an Android tablet,
    It was a great applet,
    I would love to win this glee,
    For entertainment, fun,
    And looking at AndroidCentral.
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  3. jstotts's Avatar
    I really need a new nexus,
    or else, the wife, she won't sex us,
    She'll be all mad,
    And get her iPad,
    And that will certainly vex us.
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  4. JstewsMole's Avatar
    The was a tablet from Google,
    who dreamed of being very Froogle,
    it woke up one day,
    and shouted hurray,
    and told apple to get Scroogled...
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  5. iamnid's Avatar
    The nexus 7 is one fine machine,
    It comes loaded with Jellybean
    It is no iPad mini,
    You silly old ninny,
    This one has a high resolution screen!
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  6. Scorchx's Avatar
    Here on the throne I sit
    Playing my phone like a twit
    There was such a splatter
    I had to see whats the matter
    Damnit there goes my phone in the.... yea better not say that word lol
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  7. jephf's Avatar
    The net gave us all a new droid.
    Of name, he was sadly devoid.
    A vote opened in thread,
    And Phil Nickinson said,
    "Henceforth he shall be known as Lloyd!"
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  8. anon(216628)'s Avatar
    The iPhone has been dominated.
    If only Steve had accommodated.
    We only wanted freedom.
    That's why he is portrayed as a demon.
    Lloyd has been consecrated.
    12-19-2012 01:25 PM
  9. scheme47's Avatar
    Once the tablet market was bad
    And it made people feel sad
    But then Google released the Nexus seven
    And by god it was heaven
    And much better than the ipad
    12-19-2012 01:26 PM
  10. hole94's Avatar
    The Nexus 7 is so amazing
    The speed of which is blazing

    so much better than my S1
    owning this would be so much fun

    If i win,
    Android Central i will be forever praising.
    12-19-2012 01:26 PM
  11. BBJoe2011's Avatar
    He is green fast and small
    In his wake an apple will fall
    He picks it up and to his disgust
    This apple had worms and wasn't robust
    He threw it at a window as the world was in awe.
    12-19-2012 01:26 PM
  12. vennamax's Avatar
    The Nexus Android 7 Tab
    Is not, like other tabs, drab
    I would really like to own one
    To be like all else under the sun
    So if I won, it would totally be Fab!
    12-19-2012 01:27 PM
  13. SeaMonster's Avatar
    There once was a little green robot,
    who while kicking an apple, his toe got,
    all covered with slime
    of the lawyerly kind
    He replied, you have fallen to slow rot.
    12-19-2012 01:27 PM
  14. 06cbrf4i's Avatar
    Another day another great contest,
    To win a nexus 7 I fulfill your request,
    A quick limerick I will write,
    To win a nexus 7 would be a delight.
    12-19-2012 01:27 PM
  15. Taffer's Avatar
    The best OS is Jelly Bean
    It always makes me cream.
    12-19-2012 01:28 PM
  16. BeyondtheTech's Avatar
    I admittedly like Apple's iPad,
    But the mini one made so sad.
    130 dollars more?!
    Not even quad-core
    Than the Nexus 7 already had!

    The unboxing videos were a laugh.
    I played it again for my staff.
    But when all said and done,
    We all wanted one
    And even 32 gigs costs half!

    It's not about whose platform is better
    But some people don't like to feel fetter
    And the starting price
    Of 199 is so nice
    You wouldn't think twice to just get her.

    The Market's now simply called "Play"
    And new apps are uploaded everyday
    It's so fun to explore
    You'll keep spending more
    That 25 won't last me a day!

    But I'm glad you're having this contest!
    Some others will feel it's their conquest.
    Entered, have many
    With thoughts for a penny
    But only one will be marked as the best.

    Thank Android Central is here!
    And, Mobile Nations, we hold you so dear.
    Overall, I'm excited
    That everyone is invited
    To do a little Shakespeare.

    The lovely and sleek design
    Says "class" like a bottle of wine.
    It's made by Google
    Gives power to the frugal
    And I hope you'll make this one mine.

    Good luck, everyone!
    12-19-2012 01:28 PM
  17. dcreed's Avatar
    For some it's Android vs. Apple
    For some soda vs Snapple
    The former is easy
    Because 'droids aren't sleazy
    And Cook's lawyers spew a crapful

    An Android engineer name Paul
    Had a hexangular ball
    Now the cube of its weight
    Times his ***** plus eight
    Is his number -- give him a call!
    12-19-2012 01:28 PM
  18. tyoac's Avatar
    please give the nexus 7 to me,
    this posting is my key,
    i hope the nexus 7 will get key lime pie,
    otherwise it will cry.
    12-19-2012 01:28 PM
  19. GrimmReapa's Avatar
    Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the island
    I had not a tablet and then came a plan
    Enter this contest with a hope and a pray
    That on Christmas, a Nexus 7 comes my way
    12-19-2012 01:28 PM
  20. emagen's Avatar
    There once was a droid named Nexus,
    which was widely considered the bestus.
    Although no SD card or HDMI is quite lame,
    I'd really love one all the same.
    So pick me to celebrate Festivus!
    12-19-2012 01:29 PM
  21. kicko's Avatar
    There once was a developer who developed an app
    But it was full of bugs and sometimes would crash
    So they went through the logs
    Fixed what was wrong
    And pushed an update out like that
    12-19-2012 01:29 PM
  22. nahun7's Avatar
    I'm sticking with android
    but you might think I'm paranoid
    because Apple might steal
    or might cop a feel
    of my data to tabloids

    man I'm bad at poetry...
    12-19-2012 01:29 PM
  23. snavid972's Avatar
    1,2 nexus coming for you
    3,4 theres a nexus 4
    5,6 its not my pick
    7,8 show up at the gate
    9,10 please please please please!
    12-19-2012 01:29 PM
  24. browneyegravy's Avatar
    There once was a guy from Texas
    Who really, really wanted a Nexus
    He lost the drawing
    Began blasphemous hawing
    And never entered again

    ps- I'm not from Texas
    12-19-2012 01:29 PM
  25. KRMcK's Avatar
    Nexus is defined as having a Connection.
    And the 7 is quite the Contraption.
    Together with the Stock version of Android.
    Is the Perfect recipe to fill that Void.
    So Winning one with this Limerick would be its first Collaboration!
    12-19-2012 01:30 PM
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