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  1. BDain's Avatar
    There was an Old Man with a phone,
    Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
    Two many people calling, all he wanted was a beer,
    No one will leave me alone!
    12-19-2012 01:30 PM
  2. Chart8006's Avatar
    I just bought a 10.1 Note Sammy
    My pocket book took quite a whammy
    If I won me a Nexus
    I'd do like in Texas
    and yell me a yippy-ki-a

    Many Thanks Gentlemen.
    12-19-2012 01:30 PM
  3. Relddem's Avatar
    There once was an android named Lloyd
    And with iPhones he was annoyed
    So he flashed Jelly Bean
    With it's buttery screen
    And couldn't have been more overjoyed
    12-19-2012 01:30 PM
  4. fugazzi69's Avatar
    There once lived a boy named Robby,
    who lived life rather frugal
    then like a longhorn rumbling from Texas
    this awesome deal for a Nexus
    ALL HAIL MIGHTY GOOGLE!
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  5. qwertyman44's Avatar
    nexus 7 is definitely the best
    100 times better than the rest
    wish I could have that
    because it is cooler than ipad
    oh nexus, oh nexus come to me
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  6. vastateofmind's Avatar
    There was a chef-owned Nexus 7
    Which was forced to play Gloria Estefan
    But the tab spiked those Latin tunes
    For some of Bing Crosby's croons
    And to "White Christmas" do the buns now leaven



    p47riot likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  7. project.in.process's Avatar
    I'm looking to win the Nexus 7,
    you see i'm really no different than my android brethren.
    We all entered this contest,
    thinking our limerick is the best,
    fooling ourselves like our amps go to Eleven!
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  8. aliases's Avatar
    I started mobiling on Palm and Blackberry,
    And found browsing on them quite scary,
    I decided to leap,
    And avoid the iSheep,
    Choosing Android has kept my life merrily.
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  9. ktklein's Avatar
    So there is this guy named Kevin
    He has a son who is thirteen, not eleven
    His wife won't let him have a Lexus
    So maybe he can win a Google Nexus
    Small in comparison this may be
    Oh wait, I've run out of words and need to go pee
    See you later, fare-thee-well, Good-bye
    Oh no now I've poked my eye
    Corny this limerick may be
    But hopefully good enough for you to pick me!
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  10. gtricecakes's Avatar
    There once was a man with a Xoom,
    Who tried to make it go boom,
    But with all his luck,
    It would only suck,
    Only the Nexus will take away his gloom.

    P.S. Love my Xoom, but it has a crack in the screen and I would love some Tegra 3 love!
    12-19-2012 01:31 PM
  11. rans42's Avatar
    Joey, the boxer, would love to be watching something on a Nexus 7 on boring rides like this one.
    Attached Thumbnails Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19-img_20121219_112549.jpg  
    12-19-2012 01:32 PM
  12. Jdyount's Avatar
    My wife reads every day
    I really wish i could say
    Stay off of my xoom
    So people make some room
    Because I am winning this Nexus today
    12-19-2012 01:32 PM
  13. Rick Mirsky's Avatar
    There once was a man named Nexus
    Who was often punched in the solar-plexus
    He cried and he cried
    But he would not be denied!
    That tablet with his namesake - The Nexus!!

    Hope I win!!
    12-19-2012 01:32 PM
  14. JDGAFFLIN's Avatar
    There once was an OS called Android,
    Android Central renamed the mascot to Lloyd,
    Jerry grew out his beard,
    Dobie's accent appeared,
    And Phil ran Android Central like Sigmund Freud.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 01:33 PM
  15. hobbes28's Avatar
    Thinking up a limerick makes me feel mental
    but if it gets me a new tablet, not a rental
    I guess I'll be swift
    and say thanks for the gift
    but only if you pick me, Android Central
    p47riot likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:33 PM
  16. anon(5436860)'s Avatar
    Jingle Bells
    Ipod smells
    Ipad makes me hate the day!
    Iphone sucks
    What the ****
    Android all the way!!!
    p47riot likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:33 PM
  17. billyb10's Avatar
    My tablet is a crappy old nook,
    it barely works as a book.
    A new Nexus 7,
    would be just plain heaven!
    and some Play cash would be off the hook!
    12-19-2012 01:33 PM
  18. deaftones's Avatar
    There once was an android from Peru.
    Who loved taking rides in his canoe.
    He took a swig of his snapple,
    And dreamed of an apple,
    And woke up with a hand full of poo.
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  19. sbarron's Avatar
    There was a guy who liked to port a rom
    He really thought he was the bomb
    But when he couldn't buy a Lexus
    He tried to go for a Nexus
    Now he'll put his face in his palm
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  20. colortheorydeveloper's Avatar
    The mobile phone is, today, a way of life,
    All my kids have one, and my wife.
    It annoys me, when it rings in a business meeting.
    Nothing important, just a silly greeting.
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  21. uneeq33's Avatar
    It's time to send my Nexus Seven,
    I heard they now give them in Heaven,
    The devil is jealous,
    And I'm over-zealous,
    I'd love to own one before version Eleven!
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  22. p47riot's Avatar
    There once was an ed named Philly
    Whose giveaways were the real dilly
    In the halls he would decks us
    When he sends us our Nexus
    Loaded up with stock 4 point 2 Jilly
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  23. Lori Ann Ola's Avatar
    I own a Kindle Fire
    But it is the object my child desires.
    The Nexus 7, I am sure
    Would be the cure!
    Of a new tablet we would never tire
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  24. brays08's Avatar
    My Samsung Galaxy S3 is white
    The screen is very bright
    Would love to have a Nexus 7
    It would be like Heaven
    but don't walk towards the light
    12-19-2012 01:34 PM
  25. Suntan's Avatar
    There once was a phablet from Nantucket.
    With a chassis too big for a pocket.
    On a call lookers jeer,
    With that thing to your ear.
    Best get an N7 and just rock it!

    -Suntan
    12-19-2012 01:35 PM
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