12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. Danf's Avatar
    So you want a really good phone,
    but you don't wanna be an Apple drone,
    Buy Android, be happy,

    Not only is it lower cost,
    google maps won't get you lost,
    Buy Android, be happy

    Customize to your hearts desire,
    Jelly Bean will light your fire,
    Be happy, Buy Android

    Charge it with any micro USB,
    No expensive charger that proprietary,
    Buy Android, be happy

    That's all I can think to say,
    please box up the Nexus and send it my way,
    and I'll be so happy, With Android.

    12-19-2012 01:46 PM
  2. tag289's Avatar
    there once was a google tablet nexus
    and i believe that it is the bestest
    i'd really love to win
    if not that's a sin
    would rather get punched in my solar plexus
    12-19-2012 01:46 PM
  3. drt777's Avatar
    There once was a droid in my pocket
    that fell to the ground like a rocket.
    It hit with a thud,
    but shed no blood.
    Now it looks like it met with a sprocket.
    Jaysus likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:46 PM
  4. Jaysus's Avatar
    When I first heard of the tablet with a bean,
    I ordered it quickly unseen,
    it showed up post-haste,
    and with no time to waste,
    I quickly smudged up the screen!
    12-19-2012 01:46 PM
  5. Blazer's Avatar
    There once was a tablet called Nexus,
    more popular than punk band Plexis.
    Manufactured by Google
    for those who are frugal,
    it costs much less than a Lexus!
    12-19-2012 01:47 PM
  6. HYNK's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    You can't beat that in a recession
    So I cooked up this rhyme
    Didn't take too much time
    Until it was in my possession.
    12-19-2012 01:47 PM
  7. joegraziano's Avatar
    I so want a Tablet
    Not a silly Phablet
    But a real tablet to use
    And a screen not to abuse
    My eyes that can't see
    The need for need for anything larger
    Than the Nexus 7 and it's charger
    12-19-2012 01:47 PM
  8. roeblatt3's Avatar
    There once was an android so green.
    It battled a fruit very mean.
    The android had bitten,
    the apple became smitten.
    But Andy prevailed so pristine.
    12-19-2012 01:48 PM
  9. cptgrudge's Avatar
    I once got a Tablet, a Nook,
    Whose Android was skinned more for books.
    Though ROMs would soon leaven,
    I'd heard of this Seven!
    A limerick was all that it took!
    p47riot likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:48 PM
  10. axdavies's Avatar
    There once was a tablet from Nantucket
    Whose screen was said to have pixels that were stucket.
    But alas said Android Central that you must be morose
    You must be thinking of the Tablet created by the company Archos!
    12-19-2012 01:49 PM
  11. Michfan4837's Avatar
    If surely there was a gadget most needed
    most wanted, begged for and pleaded
    then Google's device just would be it
    on my front porch I can't wait to see it
    For when it's set to arrive I'll say "oh my" and "oh wow"
    as I see it delivered on my Google Now
    the greatest device so wanted and hot
    although I do wish it had a micro sd slot
    but no matter, no worries please bring it to me
    I'll take one or two, hell, I'd even take three
    for Nexus is bestest, its bestest you see
    please bring a nexus, a nexus to me
    excuse me, now I have to go pee
    12-19-2012 01:49 PM
  12. Bernard Boldt's Avatar
    There once was a sleek black toy
    When using it you became an android fan boy
    It was wrapped up in a 7 inch black box
    You unwrapped it while eating your lox
    12-19-2012 01:49 PM
  13. meanmrmike's Avatar
    There once was a tablet from apple
    That got in a sort of grapple
    It fought with a nexus
    Got kicked in the solar plexus
    And now has its funeral in a chapel
    12-19-2012 01:49 PM
  14. wolverine2003's Avatar
    I love to use my Android
    It has a wallpaper of Lloyd
    A lot of times while I sit
    Especially while taking a sh*t
    Now I have bad hemorrhoids.
    12-19-2012 01:50 PM
  15. HuskerDad3's Avatar
    There once was a company in Mountain View,
    they started with web searches and grew.
    They're rivals tried to compete
    but were met with defeat.
    Android is what they aspire to.
    12-19-2012 01:50 PM
  16. sitsambry's Avatar
    There once was a cool robot named Lloyd
    He gave presents out that everyone enjoyed
    A Nexus 7 over here
    A Nexus 7 over there
    Now all the boys and girls love Android

    Hope I win!
    12-19-2012 01:50 PM
  17. broncop3t3's Avatar
    I know that it's green; not a fruit
    It's new and others follow suit
    With graphics and speed
    it's all that you need
    It's Android; give Apple the boot!

    prissysox likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:50 PM
  18. J_Droid's Avatar
    My Blackberry seems to be crashy
    And iOS just too damn flashy
    So Android will be
    The OS for me
    A Nexus - that wouldn't be too trashy!
    12-19-2012 01:51 PM
  19. prissysox's Avatar
    To use my fingers two at a time
    To swipe, zoom and rhyme
    To never use an apple sour
    Whose founder became quite dour
    When bested by a little green robot in no time

    Sent from my HTC One X+ using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 01:52 PM
  20. AHfootball12's Avatar

    I told my ice cream sandwich goodbye
    It was time to upgrade I could not deny
    Though very keen
    Was the jelly bean
    Im ready for some key lime pie
    12-19-2012 01:52 PM
  21. iVantheiPhone's Avatar
    I once was a good 'ole Apple Fanboy
    Who thought that anything they made was the best toy.
    But then came around,
    a most joyous and unexpected sound.
    A little green droid that brought me lots of joy.
    12-19-2012 01:52 PM
  22. Mistah Random's Avatar
    There once was a fellow named Dave
    Whose name rhymed with behave
    A Nexus 7
    Would be heaven
    For this young fellow named Dave
    12-19-2012 01:52 PM
  23. chazybaz13's Avatar
    There once was a Nexus 7 named Snapple.
    Who ate an Apple.
    But the companies fought,
    To be bought.
    They were too caught up, I just want sample.
    12-19-2012 01:52 PM
  24. datdo0d's Avatar
    I've never owned a Nexus in my life
    And I've also never had a wife
    But who needs the latter
    With that god awful chatter
    Not to self: recite to women without a knife
    12-19-2012 01:53 PM
  25. darrylcobb's Avatar
    I can't believe I'm doing this
    for a chance at a Nexus
    But this seems to be only way
    for me to see
    a sweet and smooth Jelly Bean Upgrade!
    12-19-2012 01:53 PM
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