12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. jms67's Avatar
    I love to use Google play
    Glad that I finally found the way
    Using iTunes
    Is for buffoons
    Android is here to stay

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 01:53 PM
  2. pfont's Avatar
    Eloquent, I am not
    This contest has me nearly overwrought
    Winning a Nexus would be great
    If only it was my fate
    But hey, at least I gave it a shot!
    reg0303 likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:53 PM
  3. cocobaigh's Avatar
    Three brothers bouncin down the shore
    No names just numbers they bore
    4, 7 and 10
    Seven fell in
    He is gone for sure
    12-19-2012 01:54 PM
  4. motorcycle_monkey's Avatar
    As I sit and watch the snow
    I hope AC really does go
    Straight to my posting
    Send a Nexus for hosting
    So my collection does grow.
    12-19-2012 01:54 PM
  5. pstellato73's Avatar
    My android phone is a hoot
    It comes with a camera and touchwiz to boot
    The one that I carry
    is oh so savvy
    I wouldn't give it up for any amount of loot
    12-19-2012 01:55 PM
  6. nickf126's Avatar
    There once was a tablet from Google
    It was so good we called it Strudle
    It got on the web
    And into our head
    And now it is called McDoodle

    Best I can do guys. Cheers!
    12-19-2012 01:55 PM
  7. dnewton685's Avatar
    Forget the Nexus I want the gift card
    But a new tablet I'd never discard
    I'll go to sleep grinning
    If I'm Charlie Sheen "Winning"
    Who knew that writing limericks was this hard?
    12-19-2012 01:55 PM
  8. WeeJavaDude's Avatar
    Hopefully this qualifies as a limerick. If not, still think it is worthy of winning me that Nexus 7.

    Android is amazing and full of fun.
    It rocks and rolls and is great for on the run.
    The UI is cool and smooth as butter.
    Unlike IOS that is clunky and feels like a gutter .
    So jump aboard and give it a ride because in the end you will be totally satisfied.
    12-19-2012 01:55 PM
  9. Corrywl's Avatar
    There once was a Nexus to win
    This forum you must post within
    Once more I will try
    If lose I will cry
    No tablet to fuel my grin
    prissysox likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:56 PM
  10. D1andOnlyOmen's Avatar
    A mobile OS was developed by Google
    To learn in the beginning youd have towell.Google
    Then came a fella named Lloyd
    And he filled the void
    To share all the knowledge from..Google!
    12-19-2012 01:56 PM
  11. Culex316's Avatar
    Oh my! Look at what Google has done!

    It all started with the T-Mobile G1

    They created a phone with a cool OS

    Thats packed with features that make it the best

    And using it is a lot of fun.
    12-19-2012 01:56 PM
  12. jisaac16's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Joe
    Who had absolutely no dough
    He entered a contest to win a Nexus Seven
    Because to him Android OS was pure heaven
    And the Apple alternative really did blow!
    12-19-2012 01:56 PM
  13. hornbroo's Avatar
    There is an OS named Droid
    Led by a green guy called Lloyd
    He got in a scrapple
    With a bully called Apple
    Now all their patents are Void!
    prissysox likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:56 PM
  14. apolicerecruit's Avatar
    There once was a farmer from Kentucky
    who had lots of trouble getting "Lucky"
    His sheep were exhausted, his MacBook was lost'ed
    and he thought "A Nexus 7 would be just Ducky!" QUACK!
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  15. storino03's Avatar
    Nexus, bless me,
    7 inches for thee,
    For my time, yay!
    The time is neigh,
    Win it, and I will eek!
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  16. canito63's Avatar
    Two friends who couldn't agree,
    desperately needed a referee;
    The one who professed Iphone is the best,
    stirred up a hornet's nest;
    Then the other proclaimed Android is you lame,
    and added fuel to the flame;
    He proceeded to tap his Google maps app,
    while showing his chum whom was totally bummed;
    he asked "Can your app do that?",
    and that takes care of that!
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  17. woojinpark3's Avatar
    There once was a mascot named Lloyd
    Who represented a central for Android
    They always have the best contest
    But never winning makes me depressed
    Winning the Nexus will make me overjoyed!
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  18. Gkins3's Avatar
    The Android Nexus is my dream,
    Winning one would make we beam.
    I've never had a tablet as such,
    and winning one has been my crush.
    Bring it home the twenty-first state,
    Would be so cool, and even be great.
    I once was a fan of the evil Blackberry,
    But it didnt take long for me to be wary,
    The Nexus has it all, its modern and fast
    If you pick me, I would I would kiss your ****!
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  19. mrmartin86's Avatar
    Hope this counts, this limerick is a little long. If anything I just hope it causes some smiles and laughs:

    *to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back*

    I like Google Now and I cannot lie,
    You trollin iSheep cant deny,
    That when an iPhone rolls out with an itty-bitty screen,
    And hardware specs that are lean,

    You get pissed! Still online acting all tough
    Cause their money pockets must be stuffed
    Far in the line theyre waiting,
    What would Steve Jobs do theyre debating.

    Oh iSheep, I wanna laugh at you,
    Not Instragram picture you,
    My homeboys tried to warn me,
    But those hipster posers are oh so phoney!

    Ooh, Zagg InvisiShield,
    You say you wanna protect my Tab?
    Well, use it, use it
    After gettin a few scratches toss it.

    Ive seen them browsin,
    To hell with Facetimin,
    Its slow, we know,
    On cell data, AT&T says Hell no.

    Im tired of the iTunes store,
    Suggesting I download more,
    Take the average Fandroid and pose that trap,
    Hell uninstall that crap,

    So Android! (Yeah!) Central! (Yeah!)
    Does Phil Nickinson write good news? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell em to write it! Write it!
    Get those Android views!

    iPhones are whack!
    Gkins3 likes this.
    12-19-2012 01:57 PM
  20. hmackenz's Avatar
    There once was a tablet from Google
    That every tech blog was to oogle
    The screen is just great
    Android's rule is fate
    And it's priced just right for the frugal
    12-19-2012 01:58 PM
  21. Absalonius's Avatar
    This contest is sponsored by google,
    which products are great and quite frugal,
    with gmail and talk,
    you can read, write and bawk,
    video chat can turn your hair into noodles.
    12-19-2012 01:58 PM
  22. eljoker's Avatar
    We constantly get sue by a Fruit
    They do it because we innovate
    While they sit and copy
    We grow and fly
    12-19-2012 01:58 PM
  23. WAldenIV's Avatar
    A man once sought a device
    He was seeking something nice
    There'd be no fruit 'round back
    He made sure of that
    He knew they were just overpriced
    12-19-2012 01:59 PM
  24. jthompson0019's Avatar
    Nexus 7 for me
    Nexus 7 for you
    Screw that
    Nexus 7 for me
    Nothing for you
    I'll be happy for ever with you
    12-19-2012 01:59 PM
  25. hwy101's Avatar
    A nexus 7 to give away a day
    For christmas, with only 4 days to play
    A gift for her, it would be nice
    but my colection, would like it twice
    Lloyd hear my confesion
    This is my obsesion
    12-19-2012 01:59 PM
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