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  1. Toronto Massage's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who carried his Nexus in a bucket
    one day he let out a scream
    when with his eye he did glean
    his Nexus can't work when wet... awww f@#k it!!!
    12-19-2012 02:07 PM
  2. c177flyr's Avatar
    I checked AC and found this thread
    Googled "limerick" to get an example in my head
    I started thinking about this Nexus 7
    How if I had it, I'd be in heaven
    Watching movies all day in my bed
    12-19-2012 02:08 PM
  3. d.vann10's Avatar
    There once was a guy with a EVO
    Who served in the air force with people
    Who could care less about the Nexus
    So his only guess was
    To win this contest and be peaceful!

    Currently deployed.. But hey, I gave it a try!
    12-19-2012 02:08 PM
  4. Purgatory's Avatar
    I have a husky called Kavik.
    His nickname is Havok.
    He used to eat shoes.
    But now loves all booze.
    Now to teach him to drive a Civic.
    12-19-2012 02:08 PM
  5. ziaodix's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    That Android Central recieved from Heaven
    It was beautiful, like a flowing stream
    As if it came straight from a dream
    I just hope you give to me the free Nexus 7
    12-19-2012 02:08 PM
  6. stickmoney's Avatar
    Im here replying to win a nexus.
    While my wife yelling in the background. I'm so very sexist.
    Cause she just found out all my ex's live in Texas.
    Thats what happens when your young and reckless.

    Sent from my SCH-I535 using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 02:09 PM
  7. FragU's Avatar
    How's this...

    This Xmas I asked for a Lexus
    What I got was the seventh of Nexus
    As I started to play
    I fell in love Christmas day
    Wouldnt trade it for all of Texas
    12-19-2012 02:09 PM
  8. kirsch.m's Avatar
    This is the story of a boy,
    Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
    And while I looked so sad in photographs,
    I absolutely want a NEXUS,
    Then I'll smile...
    12-19-2012 02:09 PM
  9. I am Fake Jesus's Avatar
    for christmas i wish for a nexus 7,
    i loved the google commercials starring kevin,
    bacon wrapped honey ham, im in heaven
    seriously bro, just give me a nexus 7
    12-19-2012 02:10 PM
  10. mvansluis's Avatar
    There once was this Android fanboy
    To him his smartphone was much more than a toy
    He especially had a weak spot fot HTC
    They make such beautifull devices, anyone can see
    Just using his HTC One X+ fills his heart with joy
    12-19-2012 02:10 PM
  11. Bruceap's Avatar
    Seven, a nexus from google
    Jelly beans dance 'round in my noodle
    Project Butter, we bow
    Who's laughing now?
    Inspired a mini from apple
    12-19-2012 02:11 PM
  12. superrama's Avatar
    I needed an everyday tablet,
    I bought an Ipad because everyone told me I needed to have it,
    But I soon realized that the Ipad for everyday use was as big as Texas,
    This is why I would much rather have the Nexus,
    So I entered this contest in hopes that I could nab it.
    12-19-2012 02:12 PM
  13. buggatti's Avatar
    youtube is now just a touch away
    maps are leading us everywhere
    what have you done to our lives android
    my laptop is now useless
    because of this crazy thing called nexus
    12-19-2012 02:12 PM
  14. Nubin Stanley's Avatar
    Along the rivers of tablets I strayed,
    Near the lands of phablets I forrayed,
    Did I find one in the never ending plexus?
    Right there it was... the awesome Nexus,
    Ooh my Lord, Give me my Nexus I prayed.
    : D
    12-19-2012 02:12 PM
  15. ebonair's Avatar
    There once was a tablet from Ghershnap
    His owner was fast with a tap
    His ability to rhyme
    Was more like a crime
    But he had no desire
    To settle for a Kindle Fire
    Only a Nexus will do
    To the rest poo-poo!
    12-19-2012 02:12 PM
  16. faceless's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Duarte
    He dressed very well... well, partly
    He helped to design
    Tweak and refine
    The OS that took over the market

    i can make that last word rhyme when i say it, i swear!
    12-19-2012 02:12 PM
  17. slywalk's Avatar
    The galaxies run on jellybean
    Something like I've never seen
    Announce my name,
    and i'll never be the same
    I'll be glued to my new machine.

    (: Some day i'll own you n7 :P
    12-19-2012 02:13 PM
  18. Thomas Ferris's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Tom,
    He thought android was just da bomb
    He saved up his cash,
    cause he so loved to flash,
    and poof a nexus was born.
    12-19-2012 02:14 PM
  19. mstrblueskys's Avatar
    I'm a really big fan of my Android
    The OS that has me go, "chea boi!"
    I've transitioned my best
    From WebOS
    Just glad I'm no Apple fanboy.

    Sent from my EVO using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 02:14 PM
  20. delbajo's Avatar
    There once was a man from Texas
    Who replaced his G1 with a Nexus
    He said with a grin "It ain't got a chin",
    Then ran over his G1 with his Lexus.
    12-19-2012 02:14 PM
  21. solarus's Avatar
    There once was a man from Atlanta
    Who's Galaxy Tab 8.9 fell off the counter
    "Have hope" he heard from a voice in heaven
    Android Central is giving away a Nexus 7!!
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  22. cajunaggie87's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    His iPhone, he decided to chuck it.
    He found a new friend in Lloyd
    And a trusty Android
    And to Apple, he told them "Suck it."
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  23. Charles Bucher's Avatar
    I love reading Android Central
    Their forums are so comprehential
    That's a hard word to rhyme
    But I've plenty of time
    So much so that I'm going mental
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  24. posieflower's Avatar
    My Xoom is so very very large.
    It weighs as much as a barge.
    A Nexus so small
    Would be quite a ball
    And my credit card wouldn't get charged.
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
  25. nsnsmj's Avatar
    There was young bugdroid named Andy,
    He loved cakes, cookies, and candy,
    But now he's bloated and drenched,
    From eating TouchWiz and Sense,
    But still better off than those Apple eating panzies.

    . . . .

    The last line sounds a little fanboyish (my bad!), but it was the only thing I could think of at the time.
    12-19-2012 02:15 PM
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