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  1. DrunkFux's Avatar
    Its Thanks to Android Central,
    For Fandroids being so mental.
    The contests are amazing,
    Participants always Blazing,
    Whoever wins is surely Sentimental...!

    Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Q
    12-19-2012 02:25 PM
  2. biga187's Avatar
    The same iPhone are come yearly and repetitive.
    Windows phone could not dethrone the mobile king.
    Then Android came out and started being competitive.
    Now iPhone has Apple Maps, zing.
    12-19-2012 02:26 PM
  3. texan_pre2's Avatar
    There once was tablet called Nexus
    created by Google to vex us
    Apple will wail
    but they'll just fail
    'cause Seven is bigger than Texas!
    12-19-2012 02:27 PM
  4. BortFrenzy's Avatar
    With less than a week till Christmas Day,
    I entered a Nexus 7 giveaway.
    I like the free things,
    that AC brings.
    Because I'm mostly too cheap to pay.
    12-19-2012 02:27 PM
  5. mjwedan's Avatar
    Just a little brown-nosing for a Nexus 7

    Many find Android sentimental,
    Some even say transcendental,
    But one thing I know,
    For my Android info,
    Theres no better place than Android Central!
    12-19-2012 02:28 PM
  6. Robbzilla's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus Seven
    It was measured and kneaded and leavened.
    It shined and it glowed
    The widgets, they flowed!
    This tablet was rated eleven!
    12-19-2012 02:28 PM
  7. mELIANTE's Avatar
    I don't know what is a limmerick
    Maybe some kind of gimmick
    With a Nexus 7 for me
    I'll not make potpourri
    And most certainly not mimic
    12-19-2012 02:28 PM
  8. rsguy's Avatar
    I once was an owner of an iPhone 4
    Grew sick of iOS and it's restrictions galore
    So to fill the Void
    I switched to Android
    And I had never seen this kind of freedom in my phone before.
    12-19-2012 02:28 PM
  9. MarkSeven's Avatar
    I dreamed of a tablet called Nexus
    To own one is to be respected
    Since my name is Seven
    winning one would be Heaven
    For then I can stay well connected!

    -Mark Seven-
    12-19-2012 02:29 PM
  10. DrewJaeger's Avatar
    There once was a boy named Drew
    He wanted to win an Android Tablet from you
    If he loses he throws fits
    Gets so angry he spits
    So let's make sure it comes through

    (won't really be angry, it just worked for the limerick)
    12-19-2012 02:30 PM
  11. RandomNickname's Avatar
    (This is in reference to the hilariously problem-filled unboxing videos for the Nexus7)

    Getting the Nexus 7 was the thrill of his life
    But to get to it was nothing but strife
    To play with it he was hopin'
    But that box was too hard to open
    So he got to that sucker with a knife
    12-19-2012 02:30 PM
  12. jugglegeek's Avatar
    I'm writing a spectacularly superlative android limmerick
    Trying not to incorporate too many a discursive gimmick
    I'm failing quite miserably
    And short of some wizardry
    Will simply abandon the topic in favor of this rhetoric
    12-19-2012 02:30 PM
  13. Waterdamaged's Avatar
    There once was a tablet named nexus,
    It was smoother than a lexus,
    It fit great in the hand,
    Looked nice on a stand,
    And was a favorite of all the census.
    12-19-2012 02:31 PM
  14. ericandjan's Avatar
    There once was a man from the 'ville
    Who was so tired of Windows, it made him ill!
    When along came a 'droid
    Completely filling the OS void.
    Now Android gives that poor man a thrill!
    12-19-2012 02:31 PM
  15. Windfrenzy's Avatar
    An editor named Phil's day was done.
    He'd read every post, oh what fun!
    Then he stood up to say,
    "Oh, what the hey."
    "Just give the Windfrenzy guy one."

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 02:32 PM
  16. benben's Avatar
    There once was a postman named Moore
    He came up and knocked on my door
    "This Nexus for you"
    "Boy, can it be true?"
    Its beauty I cannot ignore
    12-19-2012 02:33 PM
  17. jesthe3rd's Avatar
    The Nexus 7 packs pixels anatomical
    It makes the Ipad mini seem comical
    I want one real bad
    If not I'll be sad
    But I understand the price is not astronomical
    12-19-2012 02:33 PM
  18. boyeryan's Avatar
    There was once a gift of a Nexus 7
    It seemed if coming straight from heaven
    Having bought the Nexus 4
    I found myself quite poor
    But 7 and 4 would take me to 11!
    12-19-2012 02:33 PM
  19. NexusKoolaid's Avatar
    You should put in your order today,
    for a nexus 7 from Google play.
    It's got a killer apps suite,
    Its display is a treat,
    And Google maps will not lead you astray.
    12-19-2012 02:33 PM
  20. jgramkow's Avatar
    There once was an android based tablet
    That many a geek found to covet
    When rooted and romd
    It became quite the bomb
    But alas, most stores do not stock it
    12-19-2012 02:34 PM
  21. alter3d.c0re's Avatar
    There once was a man from south Texas
    Who desperately wanted a Nexus
    He entered contests online
    And saved every dime
    And never would give up in his quest!

    And though I'm not from Texas, it's still true! Fulfill my techno-lust!
    12-19-2012 02:34 PM
  22. xxLiquidX's Avatar
    If I only had a Nexus 7
    I wouldn't need an iPad 11
    It is so slick
    It's not too thick
    It would put me in Android heaven

    Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 02:34 PM
  23. aaronleb's Avatar
    I came across Google Now,
    And I said "holy cow!!"
    This is way better than Siri,
    Because this thing can actually hear me!!

    12-19-2012 02:35 PM
  24. brendilon's Avatar
    I don't follow directions so good. First a limerick, then, a song!

    There once was a nexus from google
    This fanboy was so prone to oogle.
    So a contest he entered
    with a song he had butchered
    Though the odds were one in a googol

    Google baby, slip a One X under the tree, HTC
    I've been an awful good boy
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Google baby, I'd like to have a Samsung too, Note 2
    Tuck a stylus behind my ear
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Think of all the apps I've missed
    Think of all the iDevices that I haven't dissed
    Next year I could be oh so good
    If you'd check off my Christmas list
    Boo doo bee doo

    Google honey, a Razr phone that's oh so thin
    That's In!
    I've been an angel all year
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Google cutie, keep all my music up in the cloud
    Not too loud
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Google baby, I wanna watch Netflix in the den, on a Nexus 10
    Send me a Nexus in time
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Come and see my wallpaper tree
    With Google Now knowing where I need to be
    I really do believe in you
    Let's see if you believe in me
    Boo doo bee doo

    Google baby, want to send me to heaven? Nexus 7!
    To go with my GNex phone
    Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

    Hurry down the chimney tonight
    Hurry down the chimney tonight
    12-19-2012 02:35 PM
  25. dr12487's Avatar
    Since the start, Android has been sweet
    With its OS's named after treats.
    It has tons of cool phones,
    Not the same old iClones,
    Making Apple a snack for Lloyd to eat.
    12-19-2012 02:35 PM
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