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  1. anon721672's Avatar
    There once was a man who lived on the moon
    and thought that his life was passing over so soon
    so accustomed to lonely and the moonish breeze tides
    yet he lacked of a way to entertain all his times
    till he got a nice wave sent up from the earth
    from a satellite beam, filled with joy filled with mirth
    about a contest that could brighten his time
    "Dear Moon God this nexus oh let it be mine"

    Hope this qualifies as a limerick
    12-19-2012 02:43 PM
  2. Xenx's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket, whose tablet didn't quite cut it.
    He went onto the web, he found this cool thread and within his head said .... it.
    12-19-2012 02:43 PM
  3. freeborock's Avatar
    Android this
    Android that
    Android Central forums is where its at
    My Nexus 4 has glass on the front &...oh wait
    At lease it doesn't have a apple on the back
    12-19-2012 02:44 PM
  4. dealicious's Avatar
    There once was a guy named John
    A tablet he wanted, but had none
    In the days before Christmas, a contest he entered
    And now John was the proud owner of one
    12-19-2012 02:44 PM
  5. stephentr's Avatar
    Android life for me
    Google set me free
    From the walled garden of Apple's ecosystem
    Now I can spread Android wisdom
    Because Android devices are a beauty.
    12-19-2012 02:44 PM
  6. Hongguo An's Avatar
    How can you attach a image here? do I have to host it somewhere?
    12-19-2012 02:45 PM
  7. Nick8539's Avatar
    This contest requires some work
    And now I feel like a dork
    But with a Nexus Seven
    I will be in heaven
    And happily feast on some pork!

    Happy Holidays!
    12-19-2012 02:46 PM
  8. Daniel Burk's Avatar
    There once was an old android tablet,
    Who took to the outdoors as a habit.
    With HD galore, and an app that made s'mores,
    he camped out with his pal Wi-Fi Rabbit.
    12-19-2012 02:46 PM
  9. ryelle62's Avatar
    Oh we so want to win a new Nexus
    since the limits of iPads can vex us
    Please deliver this treat
    To make the holiday sweet
    And our smile will big just like Texas
    12-19-2012 02:46 PM
  10. titaniac's Avatar
    There once was a girl from Texas
    Who got her man a new Nexus.
    But he said "No Way!"
    When she wanted to play
    Now he knows how life without sex is.
    laurel25 likes this.
    12-19-2012 02:46 PM
  11. xvflutop's Avatar
    All the good people in heaven
    Are given a new Nexus 7
    What of those down below?
    They're given an iPhone
    And forced to watch the joy above them
    12-19-2012 02:47 PM
  12. Rittschatt Behbeh's Avatar
    There once was this DROID phone from Shanghai,
    Who waited to get to this young guy.
    It combed its honey,
    And beaned its jelly,
    So shiny the truck drove the wrong way.
    12-19-2012 02:47 PM
  13. Prophet22's Avatar
    There once was a business named Apple.
    whose tablets were more like a shackle.
    Over the years,
    they've fallen with tears.
    As a result of the Android tackle.
    12-19-2012 02:48 PM
  14. smwinn7's Avatar
    There once was a boy named Andy
    Who ate Apples and Blackberries all day
    But the fruit got mad
    To be treated like snacks
    They took Andy to court
    He brought spork and ate all of them up for lunch
    12-19-2012 02:48 PM
  15. Srahim.Adams's Avatar
    The android system packs laughs anatomical
    In technological aura that is quite economical.
    But the competition I've seen
    So seldom are pristine
    And the competition is constantly comical.

    12-19-2012 02:48 PM
  16. smrtfone's Avatar
    A clumsy old fellow named Tim
    Accidentally taught his Android tablet to swim
    Feeling sad and sentimental
    He surfed Android Central
    Then Phil Nickenson said "Hey. Tim WINS!"
    12-19-2012 02:48 PM
  17. ScottColbert's Avatar
    In the days of old
    Before tablets were sold,
    And Apple was just a fruit.
    Our little green friend, came round the bend
    And gave Tim Cook the boot.
    12-19-2012 02:50 PM
  18. scabbard's Avatar
    Android is truly versatile, other os's lack style, so think my son, and before you're done, you'll realize widgets are better than tiles
    12-19-2012 02:51 PM
  19. jeby's Avatar
    There was once a man with no tablet
    When 7 came out, he had to have it
    He wrote his first poem
    One of epitome
    The win he knew, he'd just grabbed it
    12-19-2012 02:51 PM
  20. squintyboy's Avatar
    android over apple any day
    theres no other way
    jellybean beats ios
    thats no bs
    thats all i have to say
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
  21. sjpaul's Avatar
    It'd tickle my insides for oodles of hours
    If I had an N7; I'd frolic in flowers
    We'd sing happy time
    And make stars align
    Always together, unless I take shower
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
  22. laurel25's Avatar
    There was an OS called ANDROID
    The folks at Apple were annoyed
    When it took market share
    Made them pull out their hair
    Hopes of world domination destroyed!
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
  23. vregan's Avatar
    Santa, please fill my stocking with a new Android.
    Ive been real good, so all others avoid.
    Its the hottest tech toy and so very slick.
    No others are worthy of a special Limerick.
    Ill leave you some cookiessigned your best buddy, Lloyd.
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
  24. myriad46's Avatar
    Oh Android I love thee, let me count the ways...

    I love thee when I start my day,
    Waking to the alarm I got from Google Play.

    I love thee while traveling to my work,
    Thanks Dunkin Donuts app for paying that clerk.

    I love thee while sitting in my office chair,
    Streaming YouTube or Pandora right through the air.

    I love thee for your widgets, big screens and custom roms,
    But also because you'll still easy enough for our Moms.

    So long have I loved you, it makes my heart ache,
    Now as Jellybean and back to when you were just Cupcake.

    I hope for all our sakes you're around for a long long time
    Now, if only I could win a Nexus 7 by posting this rhyme.
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
  25. OneGeekInc's Avatar
    I once owned a Droid Razr Max
    That I used to view pictures of cats
    Then a forum website said
    "Use a Nexus instead!"
    Now I hope to see more cats in hats
    12-19-2012 02:52 PM
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