12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. iwould4adollar's Avatar
    And my wife says I never write poetry....

    This is a poem about cell phones
    And no, I'm not talking 'bout iPhones
    It's better to get an Android
    You're free to root, hack, and mod
    To it you'll be God
    But always remember to Nandroid
    12-19-2012 10:47 AM
  2. heathky's Avatar
    I really hate that i missed yesterdays giveaway
    i missed a chance to have a new nexus to play
    but never fear
    i have another chance to enter here
    12-19-2012 10:49 AM
  3. mortodestructo's Avatar
    Now that we all have a Nexus
    The pretty girls line up to sex us
    If we'd bought an iPhone
    We'd be more alone
    Than the star that's the symbol for Texas
    Goatboy_ben likes this.
    12-19-2012 10:49 AM
  4. jabberwockyslayr's Avatar
    i once showed a girl google play
    i thought it would get me a lay
    instead she went to bed
    with a guy who is named ted
    so i used google now all day
    12-19-2012 10:49 AM
  5. killa2dahead's Avatar
    O how I wish I could win a new toy
    Because I am just a lonely boy
    A nexus would be ever so grand
    So don't make me play with my hand
    Happy holidays and good fortune to all
    12-19-2012 10:50 AM
  6. monkeypimp's Avatar
    Whether Galaxy, Evo or Note
    Google always get to gloat
    as apple is lame
    with all of their games
    So Android is how I vote!

    Hope I win!
    Droid Stew likes this.
    12-19-2012 10:50 AM
  7. Kadm's Avatar
    There was a man who was going crazy
    Over his wife's request for IPhone
    Baby get an Android!
    No she said get me a white one!
    12-19-2012 10:50 AM
  8. Bumferry Hogart's Avatar
    Oh how I would love that new Nexus.
    But a limerick? Man that'll test us.
    I've never won with a poem
    But for an Android I'll show 'em
    And then I'll make everyone jealous.
    12-19-2012 10:51 AM
  9. YuSH412's Avatar
    I still don't have a single tablet
    Because of my poor broke pocket
    Would you share your kindness
    To wake me from blindness
    Of the lack of joy of having a tablet
    12-19-2012 10:51 AM
  10. Tone_Capone's Avatar
    The Android and Iphone sat on a hill
    Arguing about which had the most thrill
    The Iphone took a hit
    He really should just quit
    Since the Android outguns the Iphone at will

    12-19-2012 10:51 AM
  11. Alan Dainovskas's Avatar
    This is hard, but let's try:

    Here in Brazil, there's no Google Play
    If I want a Nexus it's only on Ebay
    But is too expensive
    I'm not in defensive
    Please put a smile on my face to stay

    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  12. gmc7000's Avatar
    There once was a phone that I had,
    That turned out to be very bad
    A tablet fo me
    Would be smashing , you see
    For my Xperia X10 drove me mad!
    Goatboy_ben likes this.
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  13. Derrick Massey's Avatar
    My Asus tablet broke
    And my galaxy tablet croaked
    Now the 7 is here
    Need one please, no fear
    It will last a lifetime, no joke
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  14. frankx's Avatar
    There once was a man with no Tablet,
    He entered a contest to grab it,
    They picked out his post,
    They liked it the most
    The Nexus 7 is his new gadget
    Goatboy_ben likes this.
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  15. Charwie's Avatar
    I currently own a Xoom
    And want a Nexus 7 real soon
    So please pick me
    To be filled with glee
    And retire my current tablet at high noon
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  16. makaroni's Avatar
    Woke up this morning and couldn't eat breakfast,
    Looked on my Android S3 and just as I expected,
    Another chance to win a fabulous Nexus,
    If I don't win today, I'll be drowning in sorrow,
    Then yell "THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOO!" and try back tomorrow.

    I need that tablet y'all. Happy Holidays

    My GS3 sleeps in the bed and I make my girlfriend sleep on the couch
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  17. 08BlackWRX's Avatar
    There was a black toy called an Android.
    If you used it too much you got hemorrhoids.
    Its a sleek box.
    Goes well with lox.
    And a great way to create a mind void.
    12-19-2012 10:52 AM
  18. KermitO's Avatar
    There once was a tablet called Nexus
    Hit Apple's market share in the solar plexus
    The iPad tried to rally
    And the Mini's right up fanboys' alley
    But Google's pricing and quad core are the sexiest
    12-19-2012 10:53 AM
  19. Alucardsyco's Avatar
    From ages past, that'd be 2011,
    There came a iPad competitor,
    A beautiful device,
    Who came with sweet nectar of honeycomb,
    That device would be my first,
    But certainly not my last,
    For I'm always looking for new,
    To replace it with the 7,
    Would be a wonderful reset for my workhorse.
    12-19-2012 10:53 AM
  20. smileythom's Avatar
    There once was a phone that ran android
    I showed it to friends, who were annoyed
    They all liked their iPhones
    And happily they had ones
    I showed off my power, which I enjoyed.
    12-19-2012 10:54 AM
  21. bignadad's Avatar
    Oh how i need this toy
    It would be loved by this boy
    I need it bad
    Don't make me mad
    Indeed I need this toy
    12-19-2012 10:54 AM
  22. Christian Jacob's Avatar
    So many Desserts still yet to be seen
    From Cupcake to gingerbread lastly to Jelly Bean
    Next is Key Lime Pie
    Android's a sugar High!
    Google keep it coming, the Android Cooking Machine!
    12-19-2012 10:55 AM
  23. xolanir's Avatar
    There was once a fine and solid crew
    Who all hail just out of Mountain View
    They sought to connect us
    They then devised a nexus
    For an Android that's pure and true
    12-19-2012 10:55 AM
  24. l_larry1's Avatar
    DROID is the best
    It beats all the rest
    If i could win this year
    It would bring me great cheer
    I might even cry a tear

    Good luck everyone.
    12-19-2012 10:55 AM
  25. jptmedia's Avatar
    Their once was a android fanboy named Ethan
    Who thought Android was to amazing to be beaten
    He so wished he could try
    A Nexus 7 so he could honestly reply
    The iPad mini is no competition
    12-19-2012 10:56 AM
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