12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. leemwoo's Avatar
    There is Phil and Jerry
    And everyone at AC
    Let christmas be merry,
    With beans and jelly,
    Filling up a hungry tummy!

    Merry Christmas!!
    12-19-2012 02:53 PM
  2. adamcwingert's Avatar
    Why try when i'll only cry
    when i don't win
    this tablet so fly
    so give it to me now
    or my foot will go "pow!!"
    when i kick you in the chin

    word to tupac
    12-19-2012 02:54 PM
  3. CDTI's Avatar
    To see if I still know the trick
    Im going to write a limerick,
    I own a Galaxy S,
    It is already a mess.
    So a Nexus 7 I want really quick.
    12-19-2012 02:54 PM
  4. rct8787's Avatar
    My friend has an IPad in possession
    He says it's because of his profession
    Unfortunately he doesn't know
    His Ipads gotta go
    My Nexus will be his new obsession
    12-19-2012 02:55 PM
  5. tomyboombotz's Avatar
    There was an Old droid of Trontucket
    Who kept all his navbars in a bucket.
    His droidaughter, called Tron,
    Ran away with a iosTon,
    And as for the TronTucket, IOStontucket.
    12-19-2012 02:55 PM
  6. SpookDroid's Avatar
    There once was a Droid from Nantucket
    Who wanted a Nexus before kickin' bucket
    The end of the world was right around the bend
    So 25 bucks in a card would be perfect to spend
    And he could take it all up and leave in a rocket
    12-19-2012 02:56 PM
  7. grd01's Avatar
    At the North Pole the Elves they were rocking
    Choosing Tablets to put in your stocking
    Now that Apple device, though it's really quite nice
    Compares badly to Google that's shocking!
    12-19-2012 02:56 PM
  8. cvillalta's Avatar
    So here is a contest
    to make you go nuts,
    to have your head thinking,
    to get to your heart.

    And though I'm not native,
    to try this I want
    for this Nexus baby
    could be in my hand!

    For Christmas is coming
    and Google does rock!
    Well, thanks to Android Central
    I could get some bucks

    to spend on the Play Store,
    to install some good games;
    to watch my cute daughter
    smile with amaze

    at this really great toy
    where Angry Birds plays
    because Android Central
    her heart may embrace!

    So this my first post,
    and certainly not last
    cause thanks to Ice Cream Sandwich
    my posts I can write

    directly on my cell phone
    or this Nexus, too.
    So, please send to my home,
    we're all asking you.

    12-19-2012 02:56 PM
  9. vishaljanani's Avatar
    Thou art but a grandiose heaven
    Of usefulness, robustness and things other seven
    Leveraging the Android fluidity to fullest
    An OS which many thought was nothing but a jest
    Turned thy into a force against which the iOS craven
    12-19-2012 02:56 PM
  10. vbijelovic's Avatar
    As then so now they say,
    When a giant enters the frey,
    The others just vanish,
    He's out to punish,
    The conqueror's name
    The basis of fame,
    Sung to the Heaven'
    It's Nexus Seven!
    12-19-2012 02:57 PM
  11. CrystalStylez's Avatar
    Fruits every where, even my mother
    Birthday; another apple tablet oh brother!
    Wish oh wish upon a star
    If only someone would get me a tablet that is up to par
    An asus Jellybean tablet so I can love her
    12-19-2012 02:58 PM
  12. jonoave's Avatar
    Android devices are a hoot
    Totally kicked the hats of a little red fruit
    My Sony Xperia S is getting lonely
    Time to find him some Android company
    Like say, a little Nexus 7 would be good!
    12-19-2012 02:58 PM
  13. Chuck3's Avatar
    First time writing a limerick, so here goes nothing...

    Apple claims they implemented true innovation
    but that statement is fake as the GameStation
    The iPhone is for n00bs
    Apple rapes consumers with no lube
    Long live the GoogleAndroid Nation
    12-19-2012 02:58 PM
  14. shahr's Avatar
    Once there was this dude, Andy
    Who created Android
    Android made the Nexus the best
    Among a sea of many.
    12-19-2012 02:58 PM
  15. Michael Sean Christensen's Avatar
    The Nexus is best which is correct
    Wanting this device makes one erect
    This fella wants one which is true
    If it happens to me I will poo
    And forever I will joyfully connect
    12-19-2012 02:59 PM
  16. Cruiserdude's Avatar
    There once was a company called Apple,
    Who said mid-size tablets were not practical.
    But then like phones with 4 inches,
    And a camera that stitches,
    They've eaten their words in a move most tactical.

    (Would have been much easier to type this on a 7" screen...)
    12-19-2012 03:00 PM
  17. onixblack's Avatar
    Android is simply the best
    It really does beat the rest
    From Touchwiz to Sense the "skins" go round the block
    My favorite though has to be pure vanilla stock
    Please choose me for the Nexus 7
    For this gift would be a manna from heaven
    12-19-2012 03:00 PM
  18. Derek Deleon's Avatar
    THE BEGINNING OF apple fans HATE
    IT SEALED ALL THE apple fans FATE

    I LOVE ANDROID!!! =)
    12-19-2012 03:00 PM
  19. Andro X's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    who entered a contest like f**k it,
    If I win I win and I lose I lose,
    but either way the haters can suck it. :-)
    Chuck3 likes this.
    12-19-2012 03:00 PM
  20. kernmal's Avatar
    There once was a green Android,
    Which Apple thought worse than a hemorrhoid.
    He answered their dare,
    And built market share,
    Now the iFans are all mortified.
    12-19-2012 03:00 PM
  21. Washout's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7
    Google said it's from heaven
    Something was wrong
    The Dev's helped it along
    And now it goes to 11!
    12-19-2012 03:01 PM
  22. Fletch75's Avatar
    There once was a tablet that came from Google Nexus
    It came to us all on the night before x-mas
    sleek and thin
    more powerful then all
    No longer was Apple teachers pet above all.
    12-19-2012 03:02 PM
  23. AFR_NY's Avatar
    I would sure like a Nexus Steven
    It's like Google got it from heaven
    I don't want an iPad
    Even though it's not bad
    Now time to get down to hack'en

    Yay, my first limerick

    Sent from my EVO using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 03:02 PM
  24. GENERAL_ROOKIE's Avatar
    Bad Apples

    Their product updates are a bore
    Old technology will cost your more
    They constantly sue and cause a stink
    While dodging taxes like a fink
    Their hipster followers are all just sheep
    Being tracked and watched while they sleep.
    I plead the world to abandon and ignore,
    These bad apples, rotten to the core.
    12-19-2012 03:02 PM
  25. ottawaxblade's Avatar
    I once had a tablet named xoom,
    that heard it was time to make room
    for a nexus 7 was on it's way
    to tether and play
    and off it went with a zooooooom!!!!
    12-19-2012 03:02 PM
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