12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. Outrager's Avatar
    There once was an android.
    His name was Lloyd.
    He created a smartphone OS.
    With the help of Google, no less.
    Oh yeah, don't forget to avoid the Noid!
    12-19-2012 03:03 PM
  2. videorx's Avatar
    Things just run better on 'droid,
    And before you start getting annoyed,
    I've used an iPhone,
    One my wife had to own,
    But it is something I try to avoid.
    12-19-2012 03:05 PM
  3. orionisland's Avatar
    There once was a tablet named Nexus
    That wowed folks from Oregon to Texas
    The apps were just grand
    But there was such a demand
    That limericks were required to get one.

    Sent from my DROID RAZR using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 03:06 PM
  4. jdunn8303's Avatar
    To Palm I once was devoted
    But with HP, WebOS imploded
    Now it's Android for me
    With the Galaxy S3
    But I want a Nexus 7 fully loaded!
    12-19-2012 03:06 PM
  5. futureandroider's Avatar
    Please let me win
    Unless the Nexus 7 is made of tin
    In that case give me the Nexus ten
    Got it? Alright then
    Seriously, I am begging you, it is Christmas, send me the 7 and give me a grin
    12-19-2012 03:07 PM
  6. FuKe's Avatar
    There is a daily giveaway at Android Central
    I have to win a Nexus 7
    Else I will go mental
    I'm having a serious need for tech I can't efford
    I therefore hope that Android Santa will give me this Android Lord!
    12-19-2012 03:07 PM
  7. anon(13322)'s Avatar
    Dear Google, says the Dad
    Santa Claus promised me a Lexus
    in the great state of Texas,
    But instead, I want a Nexus,
    to research my solar plexus.
    12-19-2012 03:07 PM
  8. mmtowns's Avatar
    When Google makes a phone
    Chance for many vendors grown
    But the good ones I've seen
    So often are green
    And the green ones so often on loan

    first (and probably last) attempt at a limerick
    12-19-2012 03:07 PM
  9. mknollman123's Avatar
    Android is an OS so sweet
    With version names good enough to eat
    When the tablet game came
    Nexus 7 was the name
    With an experience impossible to beat.

    Android central is my daily read
    So I get all the Droid news I need
    With the best forums online
    I just lose track of time
    So I guess I should thank Lloyd indeed
    12-19-2012 03:07 PM
  10. JohnPinDaChi80's Avatar
    My name is John P 3.
    I still use a Evo 3G.
    I am waiting to use my upgrade.
    But my Evo I will never trade.
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  11. gerrychampoux's Avatar
    The Nexus is best of the pads,
    for kids, their moms, and their dads.
    I wish I had one,
    to increase my fun,
    until the next latest fad.
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  12. LYEAH's Avatar
    There once was a fanboy who said, "I'm religious about iOS!"
    Until he realized, "I'm a ****** with a lack of openness!"
    Time to break the mold.
    It starts to feel old.
    Now with Android, I finally found happiness.
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  13. fldivejunkie's Avatar
    There once was a little green robot
    With his widgets he cast his spell
    From inside the kernel came his plot
    Captured my money oh so well
    And something snarky about Apple that rhymes with all that crap I typed up above.
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  14. greatjoy59's Avatar
    Boy oh Boy, another Nexus 7 giveaway!
    on December 19 a glorious day,
    Just like you I don't like Haiku,
    A limerick, is what I will write for you,
    To win Android Central's giveaway today.
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  15. icu's Avatar
    There once was a group they called "sheeple",
    Who worshiped under fruit-themed steeples.
    Then to their surprise,
    Nexi caught their eyes,
    Now all of them could be called "freeple".
    12-19-2012 03:08 PM
  16. m00rb's Avatar
    iPhone 3GS I had in 09
    At the time I thought it was fine
    No longer iSheep
    Without Android I'd weep
    Free Nexus 7 is all mine!

    Thanks for the contest, my sgh-i317m needs a big brother to watch out for it, an Asus Nexus 7 would be the perfect addition to my droid lineup!
    12-19-2012 03:09 PM
  17. aturkewi's Avatar
    I would like a Nexus 7
    If I win, I'd be in heaven
    12-19-2012 03:09 PM
  18. fupluver's Avatar
    A Nexus and I went up a hill
    to sit by a tree and chill
    I asked "How much will this be?"
    She said "I can be free,
    it's all up to Phil."
    12-19-2012 03:09 PM
  19. CamdenKo's Avatar
    As quick as can be
    For all of those that see
    Fast as lightning
    Therefore I am writing
    So a nexus 7 will be for me
    12-19-2012 03:10 PM
  20. anon(830829)'s Avatar
    Give me my beloved Nexus
    In black, so it goes well with my new Lexus
    I really enjoy getting new presents
    Well, who doesn't like presents?
    I'll leave you now, gotta go drive my Lexus
    I cant believe I would need multiple abacuses
    To count the crazy people who want free nexuses
    A free nexus 7 would put many in heaven
    But to the man who has a new Lexus, What reason do you need a new nexus?
    To put your nexus in your Lexus while you probably have sexus?
    For shame.

    Anti-Limerick!! Still considered a limerick right? And sorry Phil, but but you can't ask for a limerick without a hint of raunch
    12-19-2012 03:10 PM
  21. vbarada's Avatar
    There was once a place so essential
    With soooo much potential
    They had awesome giveaways
    To them everyday is a holiday
    This place is called AndroidCentral
    12-19-2012 03:12 PM
  22. JAGF's Avatar
    There once was a young guy with no ends
    Who played on his Nexus Words with friends
    He sat in his chair
    Winning without a care
    While ignoring his young lady friend!
    12-19-2012 03:12 PM
  23. Jeremypoli's Avatar
    Not having a nexus7 is like not having a tablet
    So why must I try to make up a freaking
    five lined poem thingy that I really hate doing
    so will you just give me the damn tablet
    Because not having a nexus7 is like not having a tablet.
    12-19-2012 03:12 PM
  24. still1's Avatar
    There was once a boy called Andy
    He is filled with sweet Candy
    Andy is not gonna die
    but we will see him become Key Lime Pie

    Give me my Nexus 7. I am in!!!
    12-19-2012 03:12 PM
  25. adleyh2000's Avatar
    So I tried to order a nexus 4
    The page went down before I could score
    I tried and tried to reload the page
    I got upset and it turned into rage
    I dont think I want this phone anymore :-(

    Took me a while to come up with it but I like it!
    12-19-2012 03:12 PM
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