12-20-2012 09:11 AM
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  1. Android Ahole's Avatar
    There was once a guy named Ben,
    Who loved android more than Jen.
    He found a free nexus 7,
    Thought he was in heaven,
    Then that @#$%# woke him up again.
    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
  2. Panos Michalakos's Avatar
    We would all like to win a tab like the one that's given here
    Thats not what really matters though, but few will know i fear
    but ya know what, the heck, this Christmas all i want
    is for people around the world to find what brings us happiness and what does not
    and spend this few days with the ones that i hold dear.

    I wish the best to each and every one of you fellas. Some of you might have noticed, others might have not, but times are rough around the world. You don't have to believe in a God, all you need to do is act like someone up there is watching. Think before u act, be a friend before asking for a friend and love as much as u want to be loved. Life is short. Believe me, i know. Don't do things you might regret.
    Merry Christmas to everyone
    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
  3. CodeInVB's Avatar
    there once was a guy with no ipad
    who wished he was one that did have
    then he bought a nexus 7
    and realized he was in heaven
    without having to get a loan from his Dad
    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
  4. im_electronic's Avatar
    There once was an android tablet with a 10 inch screen
    It showed it to the lady next door
    she thought it was a joke, and rooted it with a script
    and now its gimped to seven inches
    12-19-2012 04:17 PM
  5. mangy's Avatar
    Their once was a Droid from Nantucket whose screen was so Big you could Touch IT!!!
    He said with a Grin, as he Wiped off his Screen. If my ear was an eye I could Watch IT!!!
    12-19-2012 04:17 PM
  6. Coolnee's Avatar
    There once was a green toy named Lloyd.
    His haters named Siri & Steve tried to create a void.
    They claimed that their systems are full of cool perks.
    They even said that their system "JUST WORKS".
    But we all know that Lloyd is the best as he sits atop ANDROID!
    12-19-2012 04:18 PM
  7. AndroidJDG's Avatar
    There once was a tablet named seven.
    Who hated apples aggression.
    But the aggression grew weak,
    Only To be dead in a week.
    Apple was king no more.
    12-19-2012 04:19 PM
  8. dnryon's Avatar
    My Nexus is so shiny
    I like more than a big hiney
    Rejoice the day
    You'll throw your iPhone away
    It really is so tiny

    Sent from my Nexus 4 using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 04:19 PM
  9. Jtluce's Avatar
    There once was a tab, nexus 7
    So smooth must have come down from heaven
    Google Now tells me how
    To get there, OH WOW
    Ya'll Keep that Nexus love spreadin'
    12-19-2012 04:19 PM
  10. mrmatt#CB's Avatar
    Even though I'm really not that reckless
    The only things I ever "win" are infectious.
    Nothing really that bold
    I'm just sick with a cold,
    And the best medicine would be a new Nexus!
    12-19-2012 04:19 PM
  11. RhinoDoc's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket .....
    No, because with my luck it
    Will be won by some other
    Who'll regift it to his mother.
    I throw up my hands and say "forget it."
    12-19-2012 04:19 PM
  12. FaisDogg's Avatar
    They built ONE touch phone, USA built a Plexus
    My Tesla S is made in USA, good bye Lexus
    I need a bigger screen to access my Android Central
    I didn't fall for an iPad, but please give me that Nexus
    12-19-2012 04:20 PM
  13. smotrs's Avatar
    There once was a man from the states,
    Who would often contemplate his mistakes.
    He had purchased an iPad,
    And realized he'd been had,
    Now he's wanting a Nexus.

    First try, so bare with me.
    12-19-2012 04:20 PM
  14. Esteban08's Avatar
    There once was a nexus seven
    Who's design must've been from heaven
    And once it fell
    It knocked apple down to scale
    Then was rated from 1-10 receiving an eleven
    12-19-2012 04:21 PM
  15. jeffrok's Avatar
    There once was a little green man,
    Who flew through the skies with some plans,
    Yes he was the Droid,
    Who made Apple annoyed,
    But he didn't care- he had fans!

    OK, I tried. Sigh.
    12-19-2012 04:21 PM
  16. champito21's Avatar
    There once was an Android phone
    Who lived with me all alone.
    He wanted a friend
    So I said lets send
    Android Central a Limerick well known.
    12-19-2012 04:23 PM
  17. goatrope53's Avatar
    For a tablet that rests on my belly
    Other options are just simply smelly
    I just dont give a hoot
    About retinal fruit
    Gimme Nexus thats running on Jelly!
    12-19-2012 04:23 PM
  18. Mr Mister's Avatar
    Oh how i love android
    how hard it is to avoid

    The good ones are so few
    hard to decide between the new

    Must always check the tabloid
    12-19-2012 04:24 PM
  19. Minoru7's Avatar
    Once upon a long ago time
    An iPad was quite fine.
    Along came Android
    Which filled the void.
    And the Nexus 7 was divine.
    12-19-2012 04:25 PM
  20. mks32586's Avatar
    There once was a jolly good boy
    Who wanted the greatest toy
    He found the Nexus 7
    And thought he was in heaven
    He screams and shouts with joy!
    12-19-2012 04:25 PM
  21. chyoli's Avatar
    There once was an ex-con from Vail
    who wanted to check his Internet mail.
    After rejecting the toys,
    Nexus 7 was his choice:
    "With iPad it feels like I'm back in jail!"
    12-19-2012 04:27 PM
  22. klcow's Avatar
    food satisfies my myenteric plexus
    for gadgets, there's only a google nexus
    Of all the tablets I've seen,
    not having a nexus is a sin.
    Come, come, come to me nexus
    12-19-2012 04:28 PM
  23. rich_halvorson's Avatar
    Android updates come faster than most
    For those with a pure Nexus can boast
    Friday may be the last
    Better send nexus fast
    So to Android I can raise a toast.
    12-19-2012 04:28 PM
  24. wolosyks's Avatar
    Ahoy, from a loyal Sprint patron,
    Who, without a tablet, has lived in desolation,
    If only when, Android Central would let me win,
    I would enjoy my Asus Nexus 7 with adoration.
    But if not in the cards, I'll wait lonely and scarred,
    For Santa, in hopeful anticipation!
    12-19-2012 04:29 PM
  25. jamsk1's Avatar
    There was once a tablet with potential
    which was given away by android central
    now many entered to win
    but only one will grin
    and if It's me I will go mental!
    12-19-2012 04:29 PM
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