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  1. danial.aw's Avatar
    I woke up one day,
    Saw the Android Central giveaway,
    Nexus 7 was the gift,
    but I got to write a poem to get a lift,
    There's little chance I will win,
    Who cares though, its my guilty sin
    12-19-2012 04:00 PM
  2. stevehopman77's Avatar
    There once was an iPhone 3G
    who had no real NFC
    the reason he didn't
    Was that Nexus he'd hidden
    In his pocket from the fanboy named Steve
    12-19-2012 04:00 PM
  3. Fertie's Avatar
    There once was an android from Venus
    Of a notably sensitive genus
    It fainted out cold
    When it saw a Behold
    And had to be fed intravenous
    12-19-2012 04:00 PM
  4. MakeMachines's Avatar
    The once was a man quite staid
    and of other OS's afraid
    so while ROMs gleefully flash
    and NFC helps the uncashed
    with the flock he sadly has stayed
    12-19-2012 04:01 PM
  5. MAO04's Avatar
    There once was a man from Android Central
    Whose prose was anything but gentle
    He said with a grin
    My name's Phil Nickinson,
    if you write me a poem you'll be mobile
    12-19-2012 04:03 PM
  6. fraz82's Avatar
    There once was a device from nantucket,
    who's battery was like a leaky bucket,
    however long it charged,
    it speedily discharged,
    The owner said: "I'm getting a Razr MAXX, so @#$% it!"
    12-19-2012 04:05 PM
  7. desilva's Avatar
    There once was a Droid from the earth
    Whose hunger was ready to burst
    So he soared to new heights
    And gave Apple a bite
    But they just couldn't quench that Droid 's thirst
    12-19-2012 04:05 PM
  8. davidj028's Avatar
    A tablet that everyone had,
    Called magical, nice, or a fad,
    Then Google said wait,
    We have something great,
    And Steve was abnormally mad.
    12-19-2012 04:05 PM
  9. JoeMcFadden's Avatar
    There once was a nerd from Ohio,
    He was stuck working on an old Vaio,
    He'd rather use a tablet.
    But has no cash to get it.
    He figured he'd give this contest a try-o.
    12-19-2012 04:06 PM
  10. LegacyEvoAce's Avatar
    All I want for Christmas is a Nexus
    To sit in my imaginary Lexus
    Maybe my lotto ticket might come around
    And my dreams won't stay stuck on the ground
    Now back to my room for imaginary sexus
    12-19-2012 04:06 PM
  11. spcao7's Avatar
    I once was a mindless robot
    Any new Apple gadget I sought
    The birth of Android was key
    To break me away and be free
    And now I love the Android devices I bought
    12-19-2012 04:07 PM
  12. Luckie's Avatar
    There was once a cowboy from Texas,
    He had never heard of a Nexus.
    Then an ad on TV
    with apps that were free,
    and now he herds cattle from a Lexus.
    12-19-2012 04:07 PM
  13. mewiykovics's Avatar
    I love my Galaxy from Samsung
    Always from my pocket it has rung
    If I had a tablet
    It might change my habit
    Of cleaning the screen with my tongue
    12-19-2012 04:08 PM
  14. speculatrix's Avatar
    there was a young man called Phil
    of android he could get no fill
    he strapped a google nexus
    across his solar plexus
    to give his readers a thrill


    there was a googler called schmidt
    who cared not one little bit
    about the patents of Apple
    and the way they did grapple
    and landed poor HTC in the sh..poo.
    12-19-2012 04:09 PM
  15. guevarragv's Avatar
    I thought the Playbook would rock, I was bettin'.
    The user experience left me dreadin'.
    So I bought the IPad the last,
    But it sucked ***,
    Please Santa, I'd like a Nexus 7.
    12-19-2012 04:09 PM
  16. Krynn's Avatar
    There once was an fellow named Lloyd.
    He was a mascot for phones running android.
    With a wink of his eye,
    your i-problems went bye,
    and another convert was deployed.
    12-19-2012 04:09 PM
  17. darkknightsolano's Avatar
    There was a ruling fruit who possessed a power most misbegotten.
    His reign of control and terror so vast will never be forgotten.
    The tortured people writhe in pain for glorious freedom.
    A giant then creates a mechanical savoir to aid the kingdom.
    The battle now over the savior stands free and the fruit left rotten.
    12-19-2012 04:09 PM
  18. castillerorama's Avatar
    Nexus has blessed us with the seven from heaven. The tablet gods are pleased.
    12-19-2012 04:09 PM
  19. judasmachine's Avatar
    Googled my dream machine
    Just seven inches lean
    Found a contest for free
    Now please gimme gimme
    12-19-2012 04:11 PM
  20. Haydee Borrero's Avatar
    It fits in your purse and your pocket
    They did not leave much room for profit
    It's useful and little
    And apple may spittle
    Yes, you have the money go cough it
    12-19-2012 04:11 PM
  21. Geocom13's Avatar
    AndroidCentral is handing out toys
    To the luckiest geek girls and boys
    With this rhyme I am fishin'
    For a Nexus I'm wishin'
    To be one of my holiday joys!
    12-19-2012 04:13 PM
  22. HTCTundaBow's Avatar
    There was a young man on his throne,
    who had no thing but a smart phone.
    He checked the forum threads
    only to troll the speds
    but found him self letting out a groan






    bahhhh that last line was hard.
    12-19-2012 04:13 PM
  23. neiander's Avatar
    Today I sat by my gnex phone
    But all day long its light never shone
    Central never called
    I really could have balled
    My nexus is still very much alone


    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
  24. darkknightsolano's Avatar
    There was a ruling fruit who possessed a power most misbegotten.
    His reign of control and terror so vast will never be forgotten.
    The tortured people writhe in pain for glorious freedom.
    A giant then creates a mechanical savoir to aid the kingdom.
    The battle now over the savior stands free and the fruit left rotten.
    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
  25. popologuy's Avatar
    The Mayans predicted Friday's doomsday
    Most Android believers said, "Nay, nay!"
    They want that device
    Nexus 7, so nice!
    Day of judgement? Who cares! See you Saturday!

    Finally, my English degree become useful! Let's do the next contest in sonnet form featuring iambic pentameter!
    12-19-2012 04:14 PM
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