12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. AceXMachine's Avatar
    Android Central is going to bless us
    With a new 7 inch Nexus
    And how happy I would be
    If they should pick me
    That I would post it on Google+

    bahhh lol
    12-19-2012 04:15 PM
  2. slbuck's Avatar
    There once was a girl named Jenny
    Who loved to play with her iPad mini
    Then along came a Nexus
    And it changed her perspective
    And now she won't touch a mini again.
    12-19-2012 04:15 PM
  3. Beers91214's Avatar
    there once was a fam'ly named Bree
    whose android tablet gave them glee
    with more users than one
    j'bean clearly won
    as the OS to share, all can see.
    12-19-2012 04:15 PM
  4. cwentwo's Avatar
    I now own a Galaxy S3
    But a Nexus owner I would love to be
    The Nexus is great
    The iPad I hate
    Pick me so I dont need to plea
    12-19-2012 04:15 PM
  5. joshfixler's Avatar
    An Ode to Lloyd

    There once was a robot named Lloyd
    Apple products he'd try to avoid
    Blackberry's not his bag
    Windows phone makes him gag
    Cuz he's faithful and true to an-droid.
    12-19-2012 04:16 PM
  6. andrid71's Avatar
    There Once was a Man called Reg

    Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

    Along came his wife

    With a big Carving Knife

    And cut off his meat and two veg
    12-19-2012 04:17 PM
  7. code85's Avatar
    There once was a device named Nexus,
    It lived with a lad named Andrew,
    Andrew met a girl named Stacey,
    Months later they picked up a puppy,
    then one horrendous day when Andrew was taking the puppy out for a walk,
    Andrew had taken Nexus out for a talk,
    and all of a sudden puppy saw something and pulled,
    causing Nexus to plummet to the ground,
    while Nexus laid still on the ground Andrew stood on top of it without a sound,

    The End

    Sorry I'm not good with poems... lol
    12-19-2012 04:17 PM
  8. timestopper66's Avatar
    Is anything I want more?
    Maybe a blu-ray DVD of Thor.
    No, but nothing would make me happier.
    Than using my Nexus on a pier.
    12-19-2012 04:17 PM
  9. Jillkocher's Avatar
    There once was a Nexus for free;
    Oh please, let it come to me!
    This total Android *****,
    "Devices! I need one more!"
    I've no 7" tablet, you see.
    12-19-2012 04:18 PM
  10. Gergely Gubacsi's Avatar
    Wanna win a Nexus 7
    Nexus 8 or Nexus 'leven
    Don't mind that I'll have no real life
    Just the one with my Nexus 5
    Praise the Lord in Android heaven.
    12-19-2012 04:18 PM
  11. kstagg's Avatar
    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
    Not a gadget was stirring, not even my mouse.

    The stockings were hung by the PS3 with care,
    In the hopes that my wife went to Best Buy, with her fine derriere.
    The offspring were warm and tucked in their beds,
    While visions of jelly beans danced in each of their twisted little heads.

    When out by the Ford, there arose so much noise,
    I jumped out of bed, and nearly froze off my boys.
    Away to the window I flew like a mother f_er,
    Tore open the drapes and threw open that sucker.

    When what to my middle-aged eyes did I see?
    But my wife mentioned above, outside at quarter-til-3!
    She was pulling bags full of goods for the kids, I could see,
    Surely there would be something in there matte-black and electronic for me?

    She shut the trunk and grabbed all the goods,
    Hopefully Ill get that tablet too, or sadly Ill be in one of my moods.
    Just like a child waiting for Santa, I waited for the Mrs to leave,
    If she saw me out of bed, Id tell her I had to pee.

    I watched her leave all the presents and go back to sleep,
    So I turned on my Galaxy S3 display to try and get a peek.
    There were dolls, and legos but I just didnt see it!

    And then I turned a box over, and then it hit.

    a fruitcake from my mother hit me upside of my head.
    My wife had caught me and I thought I was dead.

    So let this be a lesson, for all you geeks out there, alright?
    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
    12-19-2012 04:18 PM
  12. brytonic's Avatar
    There was once a fellow named Andy
    Who wanted to give a nexus to carry
    So he held a grand contest
    To see who could write best
    Our submissions we did not tarry
    12-19-2012 04:20 PM
  13. fcjr77's Avatar
    Today is the day for me to win
    I want this Nexus to give to my kin
    This he would enjoy
    As it's not just a toy
    Not choosing me would be a sin

    12-19-2012 04:20 PM
  14. ksjmh13's Avatar
    He came from the south side of Texas,
    Dreaming of 7 inches Nexus,
    Blackberrys, Windows, and Apples,
    Nope, Never and Whatever,
    Hoping Santa will bring him one for Christmas.
    12-19-2012 04:20 PM
  15. cloud12077's Avatar
    There once was a phone by Samsung.
    Apple sued and thought they had won.
    Judge Koh dismissed some charges.
    Making Apple look rather platard.
    Now the world knows android is fun.

    Best I could do. Hope I don't offend anyone.
    12-19-2012 04:21 PM
  16. thacounty's Avatar
    Remember Remember the Nexus 7 Incher
    The THQ Certified Gaming juggernaut
    I see of no reason why this beastly tablet
    Should ever be forgot.
    12-19-2012 04:21 PM
  17. bselandry's Avatar
    Fueled with a Nexus 7 in my dreams,
    I find myself bursting at the seams,
    The desire for one,
    Oh the thoughts if I won,
    All thanks to the Android Central team
    12-19-2012 04:21 PM
  18. GUHoya94's Avatar
    There once was a girl with a droid
    Who was getting very annoyed
    With friends that kept trying to dabble
    and get her help with that phone called an apple
    That she decided to leave town with Lloyd
    12-19-2012 04:22 PM
  19. brotherpatrick's Avatar
    I would love to have a Nexus 7.
    To me, this would simply be heaven.
    I could lie and say it's for work,
    But I know that its work I will shirk,
    As I point and say, "This one goes to eleven."
    12-19-2012 04:23 PM
  20. pnune's Avatar
    The stockholders may have been in rage
    With the Nexus program launched by Page
    Near term profits so small
    Margins pushed to the wall
    Can be purchased no matter your wage
    12-19-2012 04:24 PM
  21. jay6850's Avatar
    I can't seem to stop this bell
    Driving me crazy with its repeated knell
    A long time I've wanted
    A screen to be flaunted
    Nexus 7 would suit me quite well
    12-19-2012 04:24 PM
  22. noel1624's Avatar
    There lives a poor boy down in Texas,
    Who hopes to one day drive a Lexus
    (he's that kind of guy - wants his Chevy to fly,
    and dreams his iPad is a Nexus)
    12-19-2012 04:24 PM
  23. Spencer Freebairn's Avatar
    Google maps will be envied by the Apple chaps,
    While Android gifts will be torn out of their cellophane wraps.
    Androidites will be jumping in glee,
    While "fruit" in the stocking will rotten be,
    But we will be Play-ing our apps!
    12-19-2012 04:25 PM
  24. ken2die4's Avatar
    I wish I had a Nexus 7
    Then I'd be in heaven
    I want nothing to do with Apple
    I don't want to grapple
    Please give me a Nexus 7
    12-19-2012 04:27 PM
  25. Mike Desaro's Avatar
    The Android system cannot be beat
    Every single update is a treat
    I completely digress
    Dont use iOS
    For its stinky like bad sweaty feet

    -Mike Desaro
    12-19-2012 04:28 PM
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