12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. plusbond's Avatar
    There once was a man named me
    Who loved getting Android things for free
    A Nexus 7 was the prize
    It would surely light up his eyes
    to see one beneath his Christmas tree

    Happy holidays!
    12-19-2012 05:34 PM
  2. Velvetpeta's Avatar
    A limerick for android is like a tin can for altoids

    , small and thin, this tablet is a computer on steroids
    12-19-2012 05:40 PM
  3. sstephen17's Avatar
    There was a bot named Lloyd
    At times was quite annoyed
    When people don't read
    Instructions to heed
    In order to be overjoyed
    12-19-2012 05:40 PM
  4. Melvin Fletcher's Avatar
    Had a captain named Chris C,
    was adventurous as one could be,
    1492, we sailed oceans blue,
    for riches beyond the sea.

    Destination: Eastern Asia
    against the waves, we fight
    We land at the right location,
    but the place just wasn't quite right.

    If we had a Nexus 7,
    navigation would've been a snap
    now we're eating popcorn for thanksgiving,
    all because we used apple maps.

    Merry Christmas Everyone!
    12-19-2012 05:41 PM
  5. veinedstorm's Avatar
    There once was a Nexus
    Who had a lot of things to do,
    When it rang my doorbell,
    I was happy as hell,
    And all else was like goo
    12-19-2012 05:42 PM
  6. codeda's Avatar
    I've had a nexus one and now nexus 4
    But this nexus 7 has been a thing of lore
    Can I say I want one now
    The sweat is beading on my brow
    I've never felt this way before

    Sent from my Nexus 4 using Android Central Forums
    12-19-2012 05:44 PM
  7. Cubfan's Avatar
    Until there was a tablet called Nexus.
    iPad competing perplexed us.
    Now Google set the bar,
    that Apple copied sub-par.
    Now every Fanboy objects us.
    12-19-2012 05:46 PM
  8. dwilli9013's Avatar
    There once was a tablet named Nexus
    Whose powers completly perplexed us
    Along came MOBILE NATIONS
    With reasons for great celebrations.
    A tablet for free
    That's fine by me
    So send me this gift
    Which will give me a lift
    For this holiday season.

    12-19-2012 05:46 PM
  9. mao mao's Avatar
    My last tablet was a Prime
    But a month ago it was selling time
    Now there's a hole in me
    Right where my tablet use to be
    So I hope this Nexus 7 ends up as mine
    12-19-2012 05:49 PM
  10. Cataract Moon's Avatar
    A girl lost all of her ex's
    To a tablet called the Nexus.
    She needed this new toy
    To attract a geek boy
    Away from the Droids in Texas.
    12-19-2012 05:51 PM
  11. pgking's Avatar
    This competition is set to perplex us,
    Limericks about android to win a nexus,
    The prize is so sweet, with jellybean the treat,
    as gingerbread's starting to vex us!
    12-19-2012 05:52 PM
  12. obidos's Avatar
    The first Android OS was simple as a cupcake
    then came the donut google had a stake
    everyone then declared - we would love an eclair
    up next was froyo and was enjoyed like a yoyo
    my thunderbolt still has gingerbread, never to be updated, oh boyo!

    I tried!
    12-19-2012 05:52 PM
  13. MrJazz's Avatar
    There once was a free Nexus 7 ...
    A thirty-two gig slice of heaven.
    Our favorite geek boyz
    Are giving out toys
    To open a path to our devin'!
    12-19-2012 05:52 PM
  14. gt7143c's Avatar
    There once was a developer named Hugh
    Who finally found someone to screw
    He pulled down her pants
    Hoping for some romance
    But then didn't know what to do
    12-19-2012 05:53 PM
  15. ProofOfPurchase's Avatar
    Everyone is talking about the devices they own
    Silly people their devices doesn't need to be known
    We would all love a Nexus 7 tonight
    C'mon tell me am I wrong or am I right
    But there can only be one and it's yet to be shown.
    12-19-2012 05:53 PM
  16. ddsdavid's Avatar
    I once owned a tablet by Apple
    It was a huge pile of crapple

    Pawned it off on a sucker named Boyd
    In hopes of winning an Android

    Don't have a budget the size of Texas
    Would love to win a new Nexus

    Yes winning a new 7
    Closest I'll get to heaven
    12-19-2012 05:54 PM
  17. saiko_search's Avatar
    I have waited so long
    for a device enough strong
    Give me now that Nexus seven
    or you'll wish to be in heaven
    because I'll make you wear a thong
    12-19-2012 05:54 PM
  18. whosit's Avatar
    There once was a tablet called Nexus
    which before we knew it propelled us
    into gaming so fast
    our free time it did blast
    And now our wives may leave us

    12-19-2012 05:56 PM
  19. cohokie's Avatar
    There once was a little green man
    Whose phones there were many a fan.
    A bad apple said he had copied
    Their lawyers they lobbied
    But the the droid will win in the end.
    12-19-2012 05:57 PM
  20. TheNexusMan's Avatar
    There once was a fellow named Kevin
    Who loved so, his great Nexus 7
    But he gave it away
    So his mother could play
    Now, he's won one
    And he's back in Heaven!
    12-19-2012 06:01 PM
  21. mimsiesboy's Avatar
    An android I think is a must,
    it's butter on toast with no crust,
    turn one on and you'll see,
    just how smooth it will be,
    my feeling for Nexus is lust.
    12-19-2012 06:01 PM
  22. ledzepfan33's Avatar
    I know a cool dude who is green.
    He brings awesome stuff to my screen.
    I must see him more,
    iphone's such a bore.
    Please ship that sweet Nexus to me!
    12-19-2012 06:03 PM
  23. Downtown Taco's Avatar
    There once was a Taco in need
    For a new Nexus with speed
    So he entered a contest
    Without his singing quartet
    And won absolutely nothing.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    12-19-2012 06:08 PM
  24. wildside84's Avatar
    I once saw an Android eating an Apple
    He ate and he ate from big giant sackful
    Until he grew tired
    Of the same uninspired
    Crap that Tim feeds his cattle
    Downtown Taco likes this.
    12-19-2012 06:10 PM
  25. WCAL_Thrasher's Avatar
    I cant imagine living without it
    Android is great, please dont doubt it
    Forget about Apple
    It should be named Crapple
    Android will win, I will shout it
    12-19-2012 06:12 PM
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