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  1. BMIC50's Avatar
    Now I've heard this argument again and again
    That 7 is better than 10
    Call me a skeptic
    But I'll stand corrected
    If to me a Nexus 7 you will send!
    Chocu1a likes this.
    12-19-2012 09:32 PM
  2. crxssi's Avatar
    Well, Um...

    I once had a phone from Sprint that didn't have a clue, not a hint.
    My next update was an Android which had wonderful spendoid,
    and everyone always wants to take a glint!

    OK, I am not a poet... and I knowit.
    12-19-2012 09:32 PM
  3. GoGoGadgetPimphand's Avatar
    There once was a nexus seven
    Whose specs seemed straight from heaven
    An iPad it aint
    So small and quaint
    And jellybean is my new obsession
    Droid Stew likes this.
    12-19-2012 09:34 PM
  4. CalebW07's Avatar
    The Nexus 7 is a beautiful thing.
    It could be considered a 7 inch King!
    Android beats iOS always
    And Christmas is in only a few days
    This would be a present to make me sing!
    12-19-2012 09:35 PM
  5. Chocu1a's Avatar
    There once was a Nexus named Seven
    So amazing we thought it from Heaven
    The price was just right
    for pockets so tight
    I hope that one I am given
    12-19-2012 09:48 PM
  6. alexmck1989's Avatar
    There once was a guy
    He was considered very shy
    he gave away his Lexus
    to get a brand new Nexus
    he lives out in Texas, so please send it on the fly!
    12-19-2012 09:49 PM
  7. mr_wendal's Avatar
    My lawdy, that Nexus is stylin',
    Much sweeter than sounds of a violin.
    My brother must have one,
    So I'll try to snag one
    And give him the tablet if I win!
    12-19-2012 09:50 PM
  8. AnnDroid's Avatar
    If I had the time
    I'd make up a rhyme
    But since my life is so hectus
    Just give me the Nexus
    12-19-2012 09:52 PM
  9. Poohbear's Avatar
    There once was a phone reigned king
    Where celebreties showed it off as bling
    A new contender named Android
    stepped up to the plate to fill the void
    And now a new champ reigns the smart phone scene
    12-19-2012 09:54 PM
  10. elemental88's Avatar
    I want the Nexus 7 so bad
    So I'll finally be better than my Dad
    He went with Apple
    And I called him wacko
    Because the Android OS is simply rad

    I think this should count and here is my argument why, though line 3 and 4 technically aren't full rhymes one would define them as a half rhyme or slant rhyme, which is an actual term used in rhyming. And plus it makes the limerick awesome :P
    12-19-2012 09:55 PM
  11. tfleming23's Avatar
    I'm no poet
    and I know it...
    I'm no rapper...
    cept when on the crapper
    When I sing in the shower
    it has no power.
    A Nexus 7 for me
    A Nexus 7 for FREE
    Will have me yelling WEEEEEEEE
    12-19-2012 09:58 PM
  12. ralph_d's Avatar
    My first android was running on MSM7227,
    Flashing ROMs and played with it 24-7;
    Then my next android's CPU is dual core,
    Now I wish I would have more,
    Like the Four Plus One in the Nexus 7.
    12-19-2012 09:59 PM
  13. Powerlinx Jetfire's Avatar
    I now use an old Samsung Vibrant
    That's plagued by glitches so frequent
    But my jolly savior,
    Claus, brings a Nex 4
    I can hardly contain the excitement!!
    12-19-2012 10:00 PM
  14. Droid Stew's Avatar
    If I was a porn star in heaven
    I'd definitely bang Nexus 7
    It lasts all day long
    Looks great in a thong
    On a scale 1 to 10 it's 11
    12-19-2012 10:05 PM
  15. soca718's Avatar
    there once was a nexus 7
    Some reviewer say it came from heaven
    It runs a smooth OS
    much sleeker than the rest
    Hope i get it before the world ends according to the mayans
    12-19-2012 10:10 PM
  16. Kamin's Avatar
    In Stellar Cartography we learned
    The path of the Nexus has turned
    It's up to the crew
    And Captain Kirk too
    Cause Sorin wants Veridian burned
    12-19-2012 10:13 PM
  17. blasphomet's Avatar
    What is a tablet?
    That's cool, can I have it?
    So shiny and slick
    Oh, what a kick
    Can't wait to reach into my bag and grab it.
    12-19-2012 10:14 PM
  18. lollygags's Avatar
    There once was a boy with no Nexus
    nor did he have a big Lexus
    and the girl he did love
    said it's ok dove
    I'll grab me a 7 in Texas
    12-19-2012 10:17 PM
  19. shaggie04's Avatar
    With a Nexus 7 I can play
    By myself or with friends through the day
    I have played with Fire
    But my heart's true desire
    Is to eat Jellybeans, hooray!
    12-19-2012 10:20 PM
  20. rookie83's Avatar
    Captins log Star date 12-19-2012
    we have landed on this planet called earth
    inhabited by little androids
    Spock has found new comunicators
    live screens running on beans
    12-19-2012 10:21 PM
  21. mrcrusha829#WP's Avatar
    If you like to use iPhone you see
    You will be locked down indeed.
    So go get yourself an Android.
    You then can smile along with Lloyd,
    as you both will no longer be annoyed.
    12-19-2012 10:23 PM
  22. DickPills's Avatar
    Oh! To be able to upgrade to nexus
    Compared to my phone it is quite spacious
    With 7 inch screen
    The power of Jelly Bean
    My precious
    12-19-2012 10:24 PM
  23. ffblackie's Avatar
    My current Android is two years old
    An Evo that once was most bold
    A Nexus would be grand
    My life much less bland
    I hope I've a new Nexus to hold
    12-19-2012 10:28 PM
  24. rare candy's Avatar
    Green colour looks so great
    Less mouth and nose, it`s not a grape
    was born from Google`s creativity
    To increase the global productivity
    That is Android, everyone`s favourite
    12-19-2012 10:29 PM
  25. pe1's Avatar
    A man named Steve Jobs did surmise
    That a seven inch tablet's no prize
    There's just not enough space
    In that Nexus's case
    You must file your fingers to size!

    But I'd take one anyway. What did he know?
    12-19-2012 10:31 PM
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