[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[code85]

There once was a device named Nexus,
It lived with a lad named Andrew,
Andrew met a girl named Stacey,
Months later they picked up a puppy,
then one horrendous day when Andrew was taking the puppy out for a walk,
Andrew had taken Nexus out for a talk,
and all of a sudden puppy saw something and pulled,
causing Nexus to plummet to the ground,
while Nexus laid still on the ground Andrew stood on top of it without a sound,

The End


Sorry I'm not good with poems... lol

 

[timestopper66]

Is anything I want more?
Maybe a blu-ray DVD of Thor.
No, but nothing would make me happier.
Than using my Nexus on a pier.

 

[Jillkocher]

There once was a Nexus for free;
Oh please, let it come to me!
This total Android whore,
"Devices! I need one more!"
I've no 7" tablet, you see.

 

[Gergely Gubacsi]

Wanna win a Nexus 7
Nexus 8 or Nexus 'leven
Don't mind that I'll have no real life
Just the one with my Nexus 5
Praise the Lord in Android heaven.

 

[kstagg]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a gadget was stirring, not even my mouse.

The stockings were hung by the PS3 with care,
In the hopes that my wife went to Best Buy, with her fine derriere.
The offspring were warm and tucked in their beds,
While visions of jelly beans danced in each of their twisted little heads.

When out by the Ford, there arose so much noise,
I jumped out of bed, and nearly froze off ?my boys?.
Away to the window I flew like a mother f_er,
Tore open the drapes and threw open that sucker.

When what to my middle-aged eyes did I see?
But my wife mentioned above, outside at quarter-til-3!
She was pulling bags full of goods for the kids, I could see,
Surely there would be something in there matte-black and electronic for me?

She shut the trunk and grabbed all the goods,
Hopefully I?ll get that tablet too, or sadly I?ll be in one of my moods.
Just like a child waiting for Santa, I waited for the Mrs to leave,
If she saw me out of bed, I?d tell her ?I had to pee?.

I watched her leave all the presents and go back to sleep,
So I turned on my Galaxy S3 display to try and get a peek.
There were dolls, and legos but I just didn?t see it!

And then I turned a box over, and then it hit.

?a fruitcake from my mother hit me upside of my head.
My wife had caught me and I thought I was dead.

So let this be a lesson, for all you geeks out there, alright?
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

 

[brytonic]

There was once a fellow named Andy
Who wanted to give a nexus to carry
So he held a grand contest
To see who could write best
Our submissions we did not tarry

 

[fcjr77]

Today is the day for me to win
I want this Nexus to give to my kin
This he would enjoy
As it's not just a toy
Not choosing me would be a sin

 

[ksjmh13]

He came from the south side of Texas,
Dreaming of 7 inches Nexus,
Blackberrys, Windows, and Apples,
Nope, Never and Whatever,
Hoping Santa will bring him one for Christmas.

 

[cloud12077]

There once was a phone by Samsung.
Apple sued and thought they had won.
Judge Koh dismissed some charges.
Making Apple look rather platard.
Now the world knows android is fun.



Best I could do. Hope I don't offend anyone.

 

[thacounty]

Remember Remember the Nexus 7 Incher
The THQ Certified Gaming juggernaut
I see of no reason why this beastly tablet
Should ever be forgot.

 

[bselandry]

Fueled with a Nexus 7 in my dreams,
I find myself bursting at the seams,
The desire for one,
Oh the thoughts if I won,
All thanks to the Android Central team

 

[GUHoya94]

There once was a girl with a droid
Who was getting very annoyed
With friends that kept trying to dabble
and get her help with that phone called an apple
That she decided to leave town with Lloyd

 

[brotherpatrick]

I would love to have a Nexus 7.
To me, this would simply be heaven.
I could lie and say it's for work,
But I know that its work I will shirk,
As I point and say, "This one goes to eleven."

 

[pnune]

The stockholders may have been in rage
With the Nexus program launched by Page
Near term profits so small
Margins pushed to the wall
Can be purchased no matter your wage

 

[jay6850]

I can't seem to stop this bell
Driving me crazy with its repeated knell
A long time I've wanted
A screen to be flaunted
Nexus 7 would suit me quite well

 

[noel1624]

There lives a poor boy down in Texas,
Who hopes to one day drive a Lexus
(he's that kind of guy - wants his Chevy to fly,
and dreams his iPad is a Nexus)

 

[Spencer Freebairn]

Google maps will be envied by the Apple chaps,
While Android gifts will be torn out of their cellophane wraps.
Androidites will be jumping in glee,
While "fruit" in the stocking will rotten be,
But we will be Play-ing our apps!

 

[ken2die4]

I wish I had a Nexus 7
Then I'd be in heaven
I want nothing to do with Apple
I don't want to grapple
Please give me a Nexus 7

 

[Mike Desaro]

The Android system cannot be beat
Every single update is a treat
I completely digress
Don?t use iOS
For its stinky like bad sweaty feet

-Mike Desaro

 

[auronblue]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose life was so boring he said f*** it
Then a Nexus 7 arrived
He'd never felt so alive!
Now all he wants is some time to use it.