12-20-2012 08:11 AM
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  1. TechTinker's Avatar
    There once was a lonley Android,
    Who went by the name of Lloyd,
    Alas, he was without a tablet,
    He dosen't even have a Chevrolet,
    He was destined to be avoided...

    Well heres me entry.
    12-20-2012 01:10 AM
  2. juustin56's Avatar
    Justin is always on androidcentral.com
    because he really thinks it's the bomb.
    He's been trying for that Nexus 7
    he'd really like it before he goes to heaven.
    Oh please oh please androidcentral.com
    12-20-2012 01:11 AM
  3. mittcb's Avatar
    I like my Galaxy S3 with Jelly Bean
    And my little model droids that are seen
    I threw away my old iPhone
    To my dog who wanted a bone
    And now I want an android device that is green!
    12-20-2012 01:18 AM
  4. skybuild's Avatar
    A skinny young lad,
    would enjoy such a Tab,
    he would cherish it,
    throughout his lifespan.
    With the nexus in power,
    he would feel, oh!, such big honor.
    12-20-2012 01:26 AM
  5. FreeSamsung's Avatar
    My quest has started for android
    An unknown being named Lloyd
    He's been rumored to exist
    Around a place called Nexus
    If I succeed my delusions will be void
    12-20-2012 01:40 AM
  6. mordyb's Avatar
    Couldn't post my pic on the forum yesterday
    So I will try with a limerick on this fine day
    This isn't for Christmas because I'm jewish
    Just want a tablet kinda newish
    The nexus 7 I would love to play!
    12-20-2012 01:41 AM
  7. Mjadams79's Avatar
    Android is the best.
    ios is the rest.
    And it fits in my vest.
    12-20-2012 01:47 AM
  8. YhanYumiRegz's Avatar
    If I don't win this Nexus 7 Android
    I will crash an Asteroid!
    But don't think I'm a Mongoloid
    because I can still read a TAbloid
    I want that TAblet droid!
    12-20-2012 01:54 AM
  9. wsmather's Avatar
    It's apparent the new Google Nexus,
    Lives up to its name and connects us.
    So good that its bad.
    Takes aim at the ipad;
    Hits the bullseye, or no, solar plexus!
    12-20-2012 01:56 AM
  10. davidk365's Avatar
    Buy it, use it, love it, unlock it, backup it,
    Wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, flash it, update it,
    Don't like it? Change it, customize it. Still don't like it?
    Galaxy, Optimus, One, XPERIA, RAZR, pick it.
    Technology, choice, innovative, Android is "it."
    12-20-2012 01:59 AM
  11. ulnek's Avatar
    there once was a phone named nexus
    whose battery always vexed us
    so i got a razr maxx
    and now i can relax
    cause the battery is the size of texas?
    12-20-2012 02:14 AM
  12. jlself's Avatar
    Thou might receive thy holy Nexus Seven
    From divine Google hands, wrought by wise men
    Beneath thy Christmas tree, thee gift doth shine
    No matter whose hands it lay, yours or mine
    Upon ones face a smile shall leaven
    12-20-2012 02:26 AM
  13. FaTaL_Err0r's Avatar
    My heart was really broken
    a snowy Christmas eve,
    my look was really empty
    no Nexus down my sleeve,
    and I said "I 'll live"

    I prayed to Santa Lloyd,
    for some Android goodies
    sent him a letter too,
    but trolled me sending cookies
    that were as bad as poopies

    I texted him on whatsapp
    for my small request,
    but sent me back a picture
    with his hairless chest
    to moke my vain quest

    I stopped my quest in sadness
    but happy I was alive,
    then checked Android Central
    to see I won the prize
    and fill my heart with pride
    12-20-2012 03:08 AM
  14. iFebby's Avatar
    Nexus Lexus rex!?! Ah run! Grab the gun! Oh no its just Debby! No febby! Lalala Christmas for us all! I don't known what I'm saying but I love this contest lol :-)
    12-20-2012 03:11 AM
  15. bsundar1's Avatar
    Here is mine..

    Hey you Android,
    You Gave me a Tablet
    You are one OPEN booklet
    Came into my life as bullet
    Made me start wearing you as bracelet
    Gave me a kick of Gimlet
    With You everyday is a Playlet
    Having you i forgot eating Omelette
    even my Hair Cut
    changed me to take you even to Toilet
    My life has become Moonlit
    Hey you Android....
    12-20-2012 03:11 AM
  16. lyingfromyou's Avatar
    Here I see a device,
    It really seems quite nice!
    I really want to win...
    So pick me or I'll kick you in the chin!

    12-20-2012 03:49 AM
  17. secretmethod70's Avatar
    I can't seem to buy a Nexus 4:
    It's never in stock in the Play store.
    But I'd love Nexus 7,
    A free one would be heaven:
    Stock Android and holo apps galore!
    12-20-2012 03:58 AM
  18. blaqkingnothrone's Avatar
    There once was a nexus made by asus
    The lack of which was a pain in my anus

    Limerick for it said the editor
    "youre just a genitor: said my inner critic

    As a genitor and android fan it would be perfect for me since Im ambidextrous
    12-20-2012 04:14 AM
  19. Alberto Giardino's Avatar
    Android was thinking. What will i get him?
    Something to play! But please not all day.
    It'll be a Nexus 7, ohhh he'll be in heaven.
    It's not to play. But work all day.
    12-20-2012 04:40 AM
  20. Stuart Peterson's Avatar
    A limerick about the Nexus 7
    They don't sell'em at 7-11.
    Why do I want one? to fill a void
    That's one for a tablet with android.
    Let me win it, don't be so mean
    The Nexus 7 with 4.2 jelly bean
    12-20-2012 04:47 AM
  21. radaan's Avatar
    Android love is a wonderful thing
    Though its as delicate as a string
    Don't forget it to fast
    I know it will last
    It will not end in a ring (tone)

    12-20-2012 04:52 AM
  22. Jorge Mar's Avatar
    One Nexus a day keeps the apple away: )
    12-20-2012 05:16 AM
  23. JulieGNH's Avatar
    It's Android that powers my gadgets
    My phone, my Nook and my tablet
    Apple fans say theirs are great
    But ours are first rate!
    Here's to all who keep fulfilling my habit!
    12-20-2012 05:24 AM
  24. cptnthndr's Avatar
    I really would love a new android device,
    My Ipad always puts my balls in a vice!
    Without a doubt ios is quite cool,
    But only jellybean forces out some drool!
    Now you decide if I've been naughty or nice?
    12-20-2012 05:38 AM
  25. Mad_Halfling's Avatar
    There was an OS called Android,
    Who's users all loved schadenfreude,
    When Apple maps died,
    And their users cried,
    Google maps filled up the void
    12-20-2012 06:06 AM
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