[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Phil Nickinson]

Welcome to Day 3 of our five-day Nexus 7 and $25 Google Play Gift Card giveaway, courtesy of the fine folks at Google.

[WARN]Some folks have trouble following directions. Please read the words that are under this scary red box to make sure you're entered to win. We'd hate for you to miss out because you weren't paying attention.[/WARN]
Here's how to enter today's contest:

1. Leave us an Android-themed limerick. Not a haiku. We hate haiku. A limerick..
2. We'll pick a winner and box up a killer tablet (and 25 bucks to spend on it) and send it your way.
3. Only one entry per thread. (Open to everyone worldwide ...)
4. Only one entry per person.
5. If you won a device in the past year from Mobile Nations, you're ineligible. Gotta spread the love.
6. If you cheat, we will catch you. Then you can't ever win any contests across the Mobile Nations family of sites. Don't do that, 'cause we love to give stuff away.
7. Read above about appropriate pictures.
8. Have fun, and good luck.

 

[sillar68]

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[tmac9wr]

Hello from Brasil! I know it's an iPhone, but I'm on my way off iOS! I already ordered a Nexus 4, and my parents should be able to bring it to me when they visit in February (hoping that Google will have delivered by then)...a Nexus 7 sure would help with my transition back to Android!!

 

[Phil Nickinson]

Read the instructions people

 

[mkendall32]

There once was a box with a button
Then there was a sleek looking box
There was once was an iPhone with a button
Then there were Androids with a sleek looking body

I don't know I tried haha

 

[Calot]

Give me my beloved Nexus
In black, so it goes well with my new Lexus
I really enjoy getting new presents
Well, who doesn't like presents?
I'll leave you now, gotta go drive my Lexus

 

[hopefulfarm]

There once was a girl named Jane
Who's iphone was really quite plain
It was easily seen
and no in between
A new Nexus she must obtain!

 

[jblank]

I sure do love Google
Love them more than most Poodles
This tablet is cool
I won't use it in the pool
Because I certainly am no fool.

Best I got, way out of practice.

 

[Jude526]

With my rezound and my galaxy tab a nexus wouldn't be so bad. Android is the best and a nexus would be the bestest

sent from either my HTC Rezound or my Samsung Galaxy 10.1 tablet

 

[blu8503]

There once was a man named Matt
He is ever so very fat
he beefed up his phone using a steroid
and loves using his android
he would love to have a nexus and a powermat

 

[majorpayne]

There once was man named Steve
Who thought lawsuits would be a reprieve
He woke one night
To a terrible fright
All he could do was be peeved




please be gentle Written English is very tough for me in this aspect.

 

[vpellicano]

Christmas Bells Ring
From That Android Thing
While Santa is Sleeping
I am out Drinking
Can you hear the Elves sing?

 

[Tehhund]

There once was an OS named Andy
Which many tech gurus thought dandy
At first slow to move,
It became buttery smooth,
Jellybean is the fastest candy!

 

[Azholio]

There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep whilst in his canoe
While dreaming of Google
He played with his noodle
And woke up with a handful of goo.

 

[kriskovski]

it sees me
it hears me
im i paronoid
no its Android

 

[alex2aii]

I once saw a killer device
It's used via fingers not mice
The back calls it Nexus
Please send it to Texas
Because spending to me is a vice

 

[chuckawd]

The Nexus 7.
My current tablet is heading to heaven.
A productivity tool
Certainly good for school
The numerical for November is eleven.

Beat that slick Limerick!

Sent from my SCH-I605 using Tapatalk 2

 

[gonecks1]

There once was a fellow named Jobs
Whose phones were made for slobs
Along came Lloyd
Who created android
Which put an end to those mobs

 

[Cruks]

My only device is a Nexus One
Although very old, it is still quite fun
It would make my New Year
To win some shiny new gear
How 'bout a tab I can see in direct sun?!

 

[tmmpcc]

There was a nice Mom from the North
Who dreamed of a tablet of worth
She woke Christmas day
Looked down with dismay
A Nexus, it lit up the hearth!