1. Serial Fordicator's Avatar
    Being its the holidays and people need to let off some steam, let's hear some jokes.


    My mother in law is so fat, she's got a tan line from the refrigerator light.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    12-18-2013 08:42 AM
  2. Haalcyon's Avatar
    I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.
    12-18-2013 09:01 AM
  3. mrsmumbles's Avatar
    I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.
    Hahahah! That was funny! :thumbup: I used to know a ton of jokes and now I can't remember them.

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    12-18-2013 10:26 AM
  4. Mooncatt's Avatar
    Phyllis Diller had some great mother-in-law jokes, but dang if I can remember them right now.
    12-18-2013 10:30 AM
  5. Live2ride883's Avatar
    Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.
    Serial Fordicator likes this.
    12-18-2013 07:55 PM
  6. Mooncatt's Avatar
    All I'll say is my fiancÚ and I share the same opinion about her mother.

    And I remember one joke. MiL is so fat, her dress was the screen at the drive in theater.
    12-18-2013 08:25 PM
  7. Serial Fordicator's Avatar
    Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.
    My mil isn't really fat. Its just all in fun and to help with Christmas stress.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    12-18-2013 08:32 PM
  8. Mooncatt's Avatar
    My mil isn't really fat. Its just all in fun and to help with Christmas stress.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    Merry Christmas by laying down insults?

    J/K, I know what you mean.
    12-18-2013 08:49 PM
  9. likeag8's Avatar
    I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.
    tell me about it! i can't afford a divorce lol
    Posted from my HTC One
    12-20-2013 12:42 PM
  10. likeag8's Avatar
    Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.
    my mother-in-law is brutally honest, sometimes it frightens me. i try to be on her good side because i wouldn't want to end up in an unmarked grave somewhere.
    Posted from my HTC One
    Live2ride883 likes this.
    12-20-2013 12:44 PM
  11. Live2ride883's Avatar
    my mother-in-law is brutally honest, sometimes it frightens me. i try to be on her good side because i wouldn't want to end up in an unmarked grave somewhere.
    Posted from my HTC One
    That's another thing we have in common..
    12-20-2013 01:17 PM
  12. likeag8's Avatar
    That's another thing we have in common..
    the honesty? to me, honesty and accountability is essential
    Posted from my HTC One
    12-20-2013 01:36 PM
  13. Haalcyon's Avatar
    My MIL is sweet just like my wife.

    g2
    12-20-2013 02:04 PM
  14. llamabreath's Avatar
    I REALLY hope my wife doesn't end up looking like mine.

    REALLY have my fingers crossed.
    (And i have a rubberband crossing my toes 24/7 to help also)


    This is a signature.
    12-22-2013 06:47 AM
  15. likeag8's Avatar
    I REALLY hope my wife doesn't end up looking like mine.

    REALLY have my fingers crossed.
    (And i have a rubberband crossing my toes 24/7 to help also)


    This is a signature.
    yeah, i'd end up in an unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere

    Sent from my HTC One
    12-23-2013 01:56 PM
  16. bricky23's Avatar
    My MIL is sweet just like my wife.

    g2
    Either you are the wife,or the mil, or they read this thread :-)

    Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
    12-23-2013 02:22 PM
  17. Haalcyon's Avatar
    Either you are the wife,or the mil, or they read this thread :-)

    Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
    Am I really that obvious?

    CM on OgPro
    12-23-2013 04:08 PM
  18. anon8126715's Avatar
    12-27-2013 04:01 PM

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