Hello Everybody!
Want to become a real slav? A true fearless bear-fighting gopnik?
This game ideal to you! Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 will teach* you how to eat, dress, drink, squat, live and breathe** like a real slav.
How game work? - you ask.
Well, Tovarishch, no need to worry - is simple. You race against clock to complete a variety of slav activities - squatting, dancing, helping Babushka, cooking and many more.
As our slav scientists*** have concluded, this type of gameplay is a perfect way to learn all skills you need in a Slav World****. This same metod is also used in at least 0 schools in Slavia***** - so, you know is good!
Afraid that your western spy roots might intervene? No problem, Tovarishch!
This game is meant for everyone! With proper training anyone can become a true gopnik.
So what you wait? Go, download now! Compete against your friends and become the best slav of them all!
*game might teach you more or less
**doesn't apply if you're not currently breathing
***in this case "scientist" might not apply to a real scientist
****Earth8008s in Multiverse
*****Slavia might not be a real place
SCREENSHOTS
Link Here
Thank You for Your time!
Want to become a real slav? A true fearless bear-fighting gopnik?
This game ideal to you! Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 will teach* you how to eat, dress, drink, squat, live and breathe** like a real slav.
How game work? - you ask.
Well, Tovarishch, no need to worry - is simple. You race against clock to complete a variety of slav activities - squatting, dancing, helping Babushka, cooking and many more.
As our slav scientists*** have concluded, this type of gameplay is a perfect way to learn all skills you need in a Slav World****. This same metod is also used in at least 0 schools in Slavia***** - so, you know is good!
Afraid that your western spy roots might intervene? No problem, Tovarishch!
This game is meant for everyone! With proper training anyone can become a true gopnik.
So what you wait? Go, download now! Compete against your friends and become the best slav of them all!
*game might teach you more or less
**doesn't apply if you're not currently breathing
***in this case "scientist" might not apply to a real scientist
****Earth8008s in Multiverse
*****Slavia might not be a real place
SCREENSHOTS
Link Here
Thank You for Your time!
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