My phone has a virus app on it from a gang i need toclear my cashey

[Android Central Question]

A gang has stolen my identaty& murdred my family & raped them &my relatives they are embezeling burglerizing & they have hacked 30 of my phones & nade me fisabled & homeless & they ate a mexico terorist neth rape pedafileraoe ring. Ineed a phone iam severly injuried by the cowards night prowlers

 

[Rukbat]

Have you tried going to the police?

 

[Mooncatt]

Ummm... Wut?

Yeah, if any of that is even remotely true, go to the police.