Post some pick-up lines!

03-23-2015 03:18 PM

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Anyone got some good pick-up lines?

I got two:

1. I'm not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
2. Are you a library book...cause I'm checking you out!

:')

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03-24-2014 04:31 PM

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1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. (Inspect shirt tag) I was right; Made in heaven.

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03-24-2014 04:44 PM

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wizzrah
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you!

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way...

LMAO

03-24-2014 04:48 PM

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xceeder

Do you have any body bags cos I'm gonna split you in half..

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03-24-2014 05:00 PM

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wizzrah
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Originally Posted by xceeder

Do you have any body bags cos I'm gonna split you in half..

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That's too far bro. Tone it down a bit LMAO

03-24-2014 05:04 PM

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xceeder

Originally Posted by wizzrah

That's too far bro. Tone it down a bit LMAO

Lol okay here's a normal one,
Hi are you a parking ticket cos you've got fine written all over ya

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03-24-2014 05:11 PM

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wizzrah
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You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! :')

03-24-2014 05:14 PM

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xceeder

Are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers..

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03-24-2014 05:15 PM

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Is your dad a Demolition expert? Cause you are the bomb!

03-24-2014 10:17 PM

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wizzrah
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

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03-24-2014 10:27 PM

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Rick Bell

Yeah I got a lot of money.

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03-24-2014 10:32 PM

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wizzrah
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Originally Posted by Rick Bell

Yeah I got a lot of money.

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That ain't a pick up line son.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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03-24-2014 10:35 PM

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Rick Bell

Originally Posted by wizzrah

That ain't a pick up line son.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Bet mine works better than yours. Lol

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03-25-2014 02:33 PM

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wizzrah
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Originally Posted by Rick Bell

Bet mine works better than yours. Lol

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No. :'/

03-25-2014 05:09 PM

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Haalcyon

My favorites are:

1. I like you almost as much as my S5 and Note 3.

2. Girl, you make me wanna put my Note 3 down and hold you instead.

They both work amazingly well.

Hi5 from the sV

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If a dance offer is rejected, this one is a total charmer:
"Come on! I'll buy you a bucket of chicken!"

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06-14-2014 04:09 PM

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anon6002755

Hi, im akak84.

Seriously though I've never used a pickup line in my life and I admit im not good at them at all.

07-30-2014 10:57 PM

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vinnie_boombhats

Does this smell like Chloroform?

07-30-2014 11:27 PM

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wizzrah
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Originally Posted by akak84

Hi, im akak84.

Seriously though I've never used a pickup line in my life and I admit im not good at them at all.

The point is not whether you used one, just post any you know. Try it.

07-31-2014 10:53 PM

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wizzrah
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Originally Posted by vinnie_boombhats

Does this smell like Chloroform?

Errr... :|

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anon6002755

Originally Posted by wizzrah

The point is not whether you used one, just post any you know. Try it.

Thanks for the encouragement?? Just saying the best pickup line i've used and have never had fail on me was introducing myself. but for the sake of trying a clever pickup line...
If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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07-31-2014 10:55 PM

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Haalcyon

Originally Posted by akak84

If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Love it.

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I would like us to keep our hands full of each other until our tongues get tired

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Is your name Hoover? Cause Dam.

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful
also
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

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