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  1. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Anyone got some good pick-up lines?

    I got two:

    1. I'm not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
    2. Are you a library book...cause I'm checking you out!

    :')
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    03-24-2014 05:31 PM
  2. Golfdriver97's Avatar
    Golfdriver97
    1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    2. (Inspect shirt tag) I was right; Made in heaven.

    From a Sprint Moto X using AC Forums app
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    03-24-2014 05:44 PM
  3. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you!

    I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way...

    LMAO
    03-24-2014 05:48 PM
  4. xceeder's Avatar
    xceeder
    Do you have any body bags cos I'm gonna split you in half..

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
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    03-24-2014 06:00 PM
  5. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Originally Posted by xceeder
    Do you have any body bags cos I'm gonna split you in half..

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
    That's too far bro. Tone it down a bit LMAO
    03-24-2014 06:04 PM
  7. xceeder's Avatar
    xceeder
    Originally Posted by wizzrah
    That's too far bro. Tone it down a bit LMAO
    Lol okay here's a normal one,
    Hi are you a parking ticket cos you've got fine written all over ya

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
    03-24-2014 06:11 PM
  8. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! :')
    03-24-2014 06:14 PM
  9. xceeder's Avatar
    xceeder
    Are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers..

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
    03-24-2014 06:15 PM
  10. Golfdriver97's Avatar
    Golfdriver97
    Is your dad a Demolition expert? Cause you are the bomb!
    03-24-2014 11:17 PM
  11. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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    03-24-2014 11:27 PM
  12. anon(6142785)'s Avatar
    anon(6142785)
    Yeah I got a lot of money.

    Posted via Android Central App
    03-24-2014 11:32 PM
  13. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Originally Posted by Rick Bell
    Yeah I got a lot of money.

    Posted via Android Central App
    That ain't a pick up line son.

    I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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    03-24-2014 11:35 PM
  14. anon(6142785)'s Avatar
    anon(6142785)
    Originally Posted by wizzrah
    That ain't a pick up line son.

    I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
    Bet mine works better than yours. Lol

    Posted via Android Central App
    03-25-2014 03:33 PM
  15. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Originally Posted by Rick Bell
    Bet mine works better than yours. Lol

    Posted via Android Central App
    No. :'/
    03-25-2014 06:09 PM
  16. Haalcyon's Avatar
    Haalcyon
    My favorites are:

    1. I like you almost as much as my S5 and Note 3.

    2. Girl, you make me wanna put my Note 3 down and hold you instead.

    They both work amazingly well.

    Hi5 from the sV
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    06-14-2014 04:01 PM
  17. xchange's Avatar
    xchange
    If a dance offer is rejected, this one is a total charmer:
    "Come on! I'll buy you a bucket of chicken!"


    😁
    06-14-2014 05:09 PM
  18. anon6002755's Avatar
    anon6002755
    Hi, im akak84.

    Seriously though I've never used a pickup line in my life and I admit im not good at them at all.
    07-30-2014 11:57 PM
  19. vinnie_boombhats's Avatar
    vinnie_boombhats
    Does this smell like Chloroform?
    07-31-2014 12:27 AM
  20. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Originally Posted by akak84
    Hi, im akak84.

    Seriously though I've never used a pickup line in my life and I admit im not good at them at all.
    The point is not whether you used one, just post any you know. Try it.
    07-31-2014 11:53 PM
  21. wizzrah's Avatar
    wizzrah
    Retired Ambassador
    Originally Posted by vinnie_boombhats
    Does this smell like Chloroform?
    Errr... :|
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    07-31-2014 11:54 PM
  22. anon6002755's Avatar
    anon6002755
    Originally Posted by wizzrah
    The point is not whether you used one, just post any you know. Try it.
    Thanks for the encouragement?? Just saying the best pickup line i've used and have never had fail on me was introducing myself. but for the sake of trying a clever pickup line...
    If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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    07-31-2014 11:55 PM
  23. Haalcyon's Avatar
    Haalcyon
    Originally Posted by akak84
    If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    Love it.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N900A using Tapatalk
    08-01-2014 12:24 AM
  24. AxlMyk's Avatar
    AxlMyk
    I would like us to keep our hands full of each other until our tongues get tired

    AC App on SGS3
    08-02-2014 08:30 PM
  25. UJ95x's Avatar
    UJ95x
    Retired Ambassador
    Is your name Hoover? Cause Dam.

    Sent from my Galaxy S4 running SOKP 4.4.2
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    08-02-2014 08:45 PM
  26. davidnc's Avatar
    davidnc
    Moderator Captain
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful
    also
    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
    08-04-2014 07:44 AM
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